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Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

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posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
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I'm just amazed you are so easily distracted.


Why? The three of us that were not discussed in the Original Post have the collective IQ of Jell-O.




posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


Hate to break it to you, but men get PTSD too. 👍

We've always been doomed no
Matter which sex had the codes.



PS: I'm in a bit of a dark place. I hope it isn't showing...


"Hands AboveBoard a big flashlight"😉


Hey thanks!!

*flicks it on and it immediately fades - batteries drained from the strain of trying to pierce the black cloud of my mood*

*Sigh*

It's the thought that counts though. You're awesome.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 04:45 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Break me? I don't think so...IF you do "break" me,you have to FIX me!


It's not possible to fix the long term psychological damage we typically inflict.


No problem. It's not possible to fix the damage imabout to throw down either. At least we'll all be in
Hell together...




Happy Halloween!!! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa


Hell Hath No Fury...Like A Woman With Tactical Nukes.


And childhood PTSD regarding spanking....

Enjoy the fallout...



This is exactly why a woman will never be in charge of the nuclear codes.


Hate to break it to you, but men get PTSD too. 👍

We've always been doomed no
Matter which sex had the codes.



PS: I'm in a bit of a dark place. I hope it isn't showing...


"Hands AboveBoard a big flashlight"😉


Hey thanks!!

*flicks it on and it immediately fades - batteries drained from the strain of trying to pierce the black cloud of my mood*

*Sigh*

It's the thought that counts though. You're awesome.



I'm sorry you're so sad.
Hope you feel better.

Your new avatar looks very slimming on you.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 04:46 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Your new avatar looks very slimming on you.


To me it screams, 'I can make a scary sammich'.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 06:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Your new avatar looks very slimming on you.


To me it screams, 'I can make a scary sammich'.


It screams a lot of things, but they don't have anything to do with sammiches.



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 07:04 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
It screams a lot of things, but they don't have anything to do with sammiches.


Beer fetching?



posted on Oct, 15 2017 @ 10:36 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dude, just no. Hahaha. That's horrible.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 03:44 AM
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originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Dude, just no. Hahaha. That's horrible.


I am waiting for the epilogue of the story...

Gunther gets whacked II

Gunther gets whacked the return

Gunther crawls his way out of a sandy hole

Desperately seeking Gunther...

Warmest

Lags



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:05 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe


This is a fictional account of three people who do not exist and who didn't kill anyone. But if they did that person would stay dead.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:07 AM
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originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
Dude, just no. Hahaha. That's horrible.


You sound surprised.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:20 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


My logic is unassailable, although I understand women have trouble with logic so let me appeal to your emotional and irrational side, those jeans make your answer look fat.



Do you really want to appeal to a woman's emotional and irrational side? The consequences could
be quite devastating to your health.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:30 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Do you really want to appeal to a woman's emotional and irrational side? The consequences could
be quite devastating to your health.


You make it sound like I've never been around crazy women.

Sorry, redundant.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:41 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Men are always calling women crazy! That is always the answer men give
when having a problem with a woman.
I am sure you have been around many women you have driven crazy over
the years.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:46 AM
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The estrogen has taken over here!




posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 06:57 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

I am sure you have been around many women you have driven crazy over
the years.


I typically drive them to a remote corn field.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 07:52 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth

I am sure you have been around many women you have driven crazy over
the years.


I typically drive them to a remote corn field.


They never listened to you when they were alive...but NOW they're all ears.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 07:55 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Yup. I also popped them first.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's fun, because they get 'stalked' twice!



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


Shucks, you got me.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 08:05 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




To me it screams, 'I can make a scary sammich'.


Sammich , one of my favourite non words . Now just need some wimmin to make us some .


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