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Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

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posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:04 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...




posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth]
Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...


How hard could it possibly be? You just said you're all arthritic.

Let's make it interesting, I'll give you a three week head start.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: zosimov

Yup, those are the ones.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:07 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!


So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth]
Go ahead,make my day! Catch me if you can...


How hard could it possibly be? You just said you're all arthritic.

Let's make it interesting, I'll give you a three week head start.



Let's make it really interesting...I will turn you 3 over to my son and tell
him of your plans for his Mama!
OOPs,I wins again,how can I be soooo lucky?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!


So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.


THEY WERE ON SALE! One of these days they could be worth something!

I just realized that I have a weakness for shopping that you 3 could exploit.
edit on 6-9-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth


Since you're into undergarments I'll sell you DB's size XXXXXXL skivvies.

But only in Denver.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Since you're into undergarments I'll sell you DB's size XXXXXXL skivvies.



edit on 6-9-2017 by zosimov because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
The skin thing is a valid concern though..


Remember, you don't have to out run me, you only have to outrun the slowest attendee.



It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.


Now might be a good time to point out that we are fully compliant with all federal ADA handicap guidelines.

In fact, I personally oversaw the installation of all wheelchair ramps and handrails in the abattoir.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!


So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.


Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!


So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.


Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?


I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:46 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I am not in a wheel chair or even use a cane.I have no use for the ramp but the
handrails would be a big help.You still have to catch me first!



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Wrong again,most are still in unopened packages!


So you basically just collect unopened women's undergarments? And I thought I was odd.


Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?


I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.


In a SHTF scenario, I always go with the 4 inch heels and a nice handbag.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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So we're done talking about panties?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Wait. . . that's not a thing most people do?


You aren't 'most people'.

And I'm not quite sure if you're even a people.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am talking STOCKINGS,NOT PANTIES! Panty hose and stockings can be useful in a SHTF type
of scenario.


Makes sense.

The Three Idiots will be pimping out all the survivors we don't eat so we can see how those will come in handy.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
So we're done talking about panties?


I do have 60 pairs of panties in my bug out bags.I wanted to make sure
that I had plenty for SHTF.

We are getting off topic here and we might get a visit from a mod soon!
edit on 6-9-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I do have 60 pairs of panties in my bug out bags.I wanted to make sure
that I had plenty for SHTF.


You do know that the 'S' in 'SHTF' is purely metaphorical, right?



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