Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: mamabeth
It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.

All I would need to do is tell you the van was full of kitties and Bengay. You would have hopped right in.

originally posted by: zosimov
Oooh say it's boots! It will be much easier to outrun him if he's wearing boots.

www.sealswcc.com...

Look at you, stalking the NAVSPECWAR guys.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was going to say that the only way we could out run you
is if you're wearing high heels.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I was going to say that the only way we could out run you
is if you're wearing high heels.

You sound jealous that I can still pull that off.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Oooh say it's boots! It will be much easier to outrun him if he's wearing boots.

www.sealswcc.com...

Look at you, stalking the NAVSPECWAR guys.

a reply to: zosimov


Well, that just escalated to DEFCON 1 quickly.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Since you have selective hearing and probably selective vision...
I want to see PICTURES of you running in high heels!

a reply to: mamabeth

Come to Denver.

a reply to: zosimov


I need to borrow a pair of your highest stilettos.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Come to Denver,yeah right I am really going to fall for that one.

a reply to: mamabeth


Everyone else has.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll pull them out of retirement just for you!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The highest that I have is about 6 inches with an 1/4" platform.
They are either red or black I can't remember right now.I have
most of them packed away pending the possibility of selling them.

originally posted by: zosimov
I'll pull them out of retirement just for you!

I'm flattered, do you have some fishnets I can borrow as well?

originally posted by: mamabeth
The highest that I have is about 6 inches with an 1/4" platform.
They are either red or black I can't remember right now.I have
most of them packed away pending the possibility of selling them.

What about the hollow Perspex ones that you can put a goldfish in from your 'performing' days?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!

originally posted by: mamabeth
It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!

Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thigh highs or pantyhose?

originally posted by: mamabeth
Thigh highs or pantyhose?

I don't want yours! They probably smell like mothballs.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!

Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.