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Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

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posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 06:42 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
It is a good thing I am not going to your "party",I have arthritis and can't run!
You would have to use chloroform to get me into your "party" van.


All I would need to do is tell you the van was full of kitties and Bengay. You would have hopped right in.




posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 07:26 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Oooh say it's boots! It will be much easier to outrun him if he's wearing boots.

www.sealswcc.com...


Look at you, stalking the NAVSPECWAR guys.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was going to say that the only way we could out run you
is if you're wearing high heels.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I was going to say that the only way we could out run you
is if you're wearing high heels.


You sound jealous that I can still pull that off.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Oooh say it's boots! It will be much easier to outrun him if he's wearing boots.

www.sealswcc.com...


Look at you, stalking the NAVSPECWAR guys.







posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:25 AM
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a reply to: zosimov


Well, that just escalated to DEFCON 1 quickly.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Since you have selective hearing and probably selective vision...
I want to see PICTURES of you running in high heels!



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:46 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Come to Denver.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: zosimov


I need to borrow a pair of your highest stilettos.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:53 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Come to Denver,yeah right I am really going to fall for that one.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:54 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth


Everyone else has.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll pull them out of retirement just for you!




posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The highest that I have is about 6 inches with an 1/4" platform.
They are either red or black I can't remember right now.I have
most of them packed away pending the possibility of selling them.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 08:59 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
I'll pull them out of retirement just for you!



I'm flattered, do you have some fishnets I can borrow as well?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
The highest that I have is about 6 inches with an 1/4" platform.
They are either red or black I can't remember right now.I have
most of them packed away pending the possibility of selling them.


What about the hollow Perspex ones that you can put a goldfish in from your 'performing' days?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:01 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!


Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:02 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thigh highs or pantyhose?



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:03 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Thigh highs or pantyhose?


I don't want yours! They probably smell like mothballs.



posted on Sep, 6 2017 @ 09:03 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
It is not my fault that some are easily persuaded to fall into your traps.
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me,I got away!


Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.




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