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Drunk, Injured, and Horny

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posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:31 PM
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I am a man on a mission.
I was bleeding profusely from my leg.
Think thar one is patched.
I'm no little bitch. Blood was squirting.
I patched the leaks to my satisfaction.
Now I've got a whopper coming to throw down some sweet lovin".
Wish me luck and keep me in your prayers.
I will persevere.




posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:34 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Sounds like my kind of Saturday Night.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:38 PM
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I'll have what ever you are drinkin'...



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:41 PM
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Don't forget to wear protection.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:43 PM
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"I will take Bad Weekends for $1000, Alex..."


originally posted by: skunkape23
I am a man on a mission.
I was bleeding profusely from my leg.
Think thar one is patched.
I'm no little bitch. Blood was squirting.
I patched the leaks to my satisfaction.
Now I've got a whopper coming to throw down some sweet lovin".
Wish me luck and keep me in your prayers.
I will persevere.





What is "The Biography of Rip Torn"?
edit on 19-8-2017 by madmac5150 because: Just because.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:44 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Just patch that leg tight first.

Condoms don't have quite the same efficacy if you're spraying blood all over the place.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:47 PM
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originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.


He had to use the condoms to stop the bleeding.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:47 PM
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best of luck. dont spring a leak



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.


He had to use the condoms to stop the bleeding.

Looks like he may have already accomplished the dirty deed as well.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.
Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:49 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.
Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.

Bwahahahahaha!! Good job, brother!!



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:53 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Are you talking about a girl, or are you talking about Burger King? But I guess either way at least your excited about something.



posted on Aug, 19 2017 @ 11:54 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

You win the internet today. Be proud.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:00 AM
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Wow. Just wow. Now I understand the single minded complexity of humanity's downfall. People can't change. People don't change. Don't commend this man. He does not deserve any respect. This post is hardly better than internet porn. Shame people.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:02 AM
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She smells like a large truck-load of pretty flowers.
My place looks like a murder scene.
I'm trying to get it cleaned up.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:06 AM
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Chics dig scars and tattoos !



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:09 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Wait, wait, Is this before or after?!



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:19 AM
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Wait....didn't you marry someone a few months back ? ...I seem to recall something about some chic from prison , and marrying her In your haunted house ?...is this the same chic ? Same house ? ....maybe I'm confused .



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:30 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Snarl
Don't forget to wear protection.
Hazmat suit and a welder''s hood. Check.


What the hell are you doing over there?!

(If you're reading over Skunkape's shoulder right now, and need help, button mash and hit "post" the next time he's typing).




Lol.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:32 AM
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originally posted by: apydomis
Wow. Just wow. Now I understand the single minded complexity of humanity's downfall. People can't change. People don't change. Don't commend this man. He does not deserve any respect. This post is hardly better than internet porn. Shame people.



Good god, person... were you hoping for more of the recent Nazi porn?



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