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Drunk, Injured, and Horny

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posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:42 PM
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You know, after thinking about the OP for a moment....

I guess "Drunk, Injured and Horny" is a heck of a lot better than...

'Horny, then Drunk and then Injured'!

Things could be a lot worse!

I wonder if he got crushed by the flower truck??? That would suck.

Do flower trucks snore??? (that would suck too).




posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 12:47 PM
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Maybe that Whooper will make your blood thick enough with fat that you'll stop bleeding.

Seriously, maybe you should go get some stitches, and be mindful of infections. At least use hydrogen peroxide, Neosporin, and put a bandage on it.

Take care of it.



posted on Aug, 20 2017 @ 01:06 PM
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I will survive.
My hip was not dislocated and I will have a cool scar to boot.
Life is good.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 02:57 AM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
You know, after thinking about the OP for a moment....



Do flower trucks snore??? (that would suck too).

Like a Mama Bear.
Kept me up all night.
On the brighter side, I don't think I'm going to lose a leg.
Also avoided suffocation.
it was fun and funny.
Life is good.
edit on 23-8-2017 by skunkape23 because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
She smells like a large truck-load of pretty flowers.
My place looks like a murder scene.
I'm trying to get it cleaned up.


I have to ask this...are you auditioning to become a new member of the 3 idiots?
Having 4 idiots would round it out some.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 11:01 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: skunkape23
She smells like a large truck-load of pretty flowers.
My place looks like a murder scene.
I'm trying to get it cleaned up.


I have to ask this...are you auditioning to become a new member of the 3 idiots?
Having 4 idiots would round it out some.
3.14 idiots eating pie.



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