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It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

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posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Atlanta is a continent on the equator. Right next to Morocco.


I thought Moroccos were those things you shook when doing the Mexican hat dance.




posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Atlanta is a continent on the equator. Right next to Morocco.


I thought Moroccos were those things you shook when doing the Mexican hat dance.


I had my Morocco next to the map.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

All this thinking made me hangry, I'm off to eat a buffalo. I may even cook it.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:13 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Better than Goddamn tofu.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Atlanta is a continent on the equator. Right next to Morocco.


I thought Moroccos were those things you shook when doing the Mexican hat dance.
My balls feel like a pair or Moroccos.
Zappa reference.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Atlanta is a continent on the equator. Right next to Morocco.


I thought Moroccos were those things you shook when doing the Mexican hat dance.


Those are Pasties.

'Morocco' is what you say when your waiter, Rocco, asks if you want more Fettuccine Alfredo.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Free Botox too!



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
'Morocco' is what you say when your waiter, Rocco, asks if you want more Fettuccine Alfredo.


I know someone who's gonna be askin' Rocco for a plate of bottled air and a crouton for dinner.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Free Botox too!


And people think we don't care...



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, people are smarter than one gives credit..



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


If she starts feeding you a lot of tofu and you notice her buying women's clothing that doesn't fit her?????? Buckle up gurl friend!




posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
'Morocco' is what you say when your waiter, Rocco, asks if you want more Fettuccine Alfredo.


I know someone who's gonna be askin' Rocco for a plate of bottled air and a crouton for dinner.



"Oh please, no. Three grapes was enough for dinner."



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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originally posted by: seeker1963
a reply to: DBCowboy


If she starts feeding you a lot of tofu and you notice her buying women's clothing that doesn't fit her?????? Buckle up gurl friend!



I will eat tofu is it is placed inside a turkey that is deep fried and covered in bacon and gravy.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
"Oh please, no. Three grapes was enough for dinner."


You can be the new Tommy Lasorda and pitch a diet drink.

'I eat a delicious shake for breakfast, a delicious shake for lunch. I'm so hungry I could eat my own crap.'



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I brush my teeth with milkshakes.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I brushed my teeth with milkshakes.


Fix-a-roonie.



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Onion rings covered in bleu cheese dressing is still considered a vegetable, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sure, buddy. Sure they are.

*weeps*



posted on Jul, 12 2017 @ 09:36 PM
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This sounds like something the Marquis De Sade would use.



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