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It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

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posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My Abs have turned into AN ab.

One big click on contour.

*shakes fist at Deebs.




posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL.

Yeah cause we're such whales, all boobs and butts and zero thigh gap. You'd nearly disappear in our extra rolls of fat.


Remember reading about thigh-gap-ism once. I did the lords prayer and a hail mary to make sure such a horror would not be visited upon me.



posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
Yeah cause we're such whales, all boobs and butts and zero thigh gap. You'd nearly disappear in our extra rolls of fat.


We can invite DB the Hutt for good measure.



posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
My Abs have turned into AN ab.

One big click on contour.

*shakes fist at Deebs.


I can always don my pig mask and chase you around Vegas with a machete, it would be good exercise.

But I don't ever go to Vegas and I don't own two or three pig masks.



posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:41 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Yeah, thigh gaps are so last year. Chafing thighs are all the rage right now.

At least that's what I tell myself... whenever I have to go out into the heat and suffer the chafe.



posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thankfully my Vegan work gig was over some time ago.




posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Thankfully my Vegan work gig was over some time ago.


It's always something to be thankful for when anything vegan ends.

Just ask DB.



posted on Aug, 6 2017 @ 05:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

vegans are made of meat.

Yum!



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
I'm like Zazz over there. I gained some extra love handles and butt this past year. But I'm digging my extra jiggly thighs.


I'll get you and Zazz in the hot tub, we'll only need a glass of water to fill it up.


Augustus is the only person I know with a Hot Tub that has a 'Puree' setting.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he considers, "Silence Of The Lambs" as a home movie.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Augustus is the only person I know with a Hot Tub that has a 'Puree' setting.


What can I say? I like multi-use appliances.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:09 PM
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I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he considers, "Silence Of The Lambs" as a home movie.


First time I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre I though it was a documentary about my family life.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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Never ask him for baby powder.

*shudders*



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:15 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.


Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.


Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.


I once found a finger nail. . .



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.


Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.


I once found a finger nail. . .


Me Too!...Mine was pink. I think it was in one of his 'Mary Kay Treats'.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:33 PM
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I once found a finger nail. . .


Oops, that one wasn't for you.

Yours had actual framing nails because I figured a guy your age needs all the extra iron he could get.



posted on Aug, 7 2017 @ 12:44 PM
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I love how Augustus never uses preservatives in anything he cooks.

He makes sure he gets them before they're embalmed.



posted on Aug, 8 2017 @ 12:41 AM
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I shot a wild piglet straight in the butthole.
The bullet stopped in it's mouth.
About 20 lbs.
Between myself, my dog, and a few friends, there is nothing but bones left.
Life is good.



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