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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: butcherguy
Chicken, brown rice, steamed vegetables, no butter, and something called yo-gert. I have no idea what that alien dish is.
What kind of steak is a "yo-gert"?
Plus, I have to give up sodas and no booze.
No booze.
Why she doesn't just ask me to stop breathing is beyond me.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
Apparently. . . . my bride, the love of my life, the reason for my being, the Sun to my moon. . . .
Is putting me on a diet.
Let this thread be a chronicle of the horrors I must face, the herculean challenges I must confront.
The sordid wench wants me to actually live for more than just a few more years. She wants me to be old and put up with my children for decades!
FOR DECADES!
Is she mad? Is she totally insane?
Well, she is of the species, "Wimmin".
I knew I should have gone gay. Another guy wouldn't put me through the horror of a sensible diet.
I was blessed in the same genetics. I still weigh the same as I did in high school. About 170.
originally posted by: Perfectenemy
a reply to: DBCowboy
My condolences DB. I'm so glad that my insane metabolism rate prevents me from getting fat ever. It's impossible for me. I can eat what and how much i want and still maintain my current weight with no effort or problems at all.
Enjoy your gluten free meals and of course the indefinable paste called tofu.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: butcherguy
Chicken, brown rice, steamed vegetables, no butter, and something called yo-gert. I have no idea what that alien dish is.
What kind of steak is a "yo-gert"?
Plus, I have to give up sodas and no booze.
No booze.
Why she doesn't just ask me to stop breathing is beyond me.