It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm making shrimp and cheesy grits on Friday and veal chops with potato puree and a herb jus on Saturday.

Wasn't Herb the name of you gardener?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah. That'll teach him to not thatch the lawn properly.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"Veal" ....uh huh..sure it is.
Just happens to be one less in the basement, right??

a reply to: DAVID64

'Veal'. 'Missing teenager'. What's the difference?

The real issue is our poor DB is going to starve to death.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DAVID64

'Veal'. 'Missing teenager'. What's the difference?

The real issue is our poor DB is going to starve to death.

I just figured he'd do the Planarian thing...and eventually split into TWO DBs when he got big enough.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Blob-ular mitosis? We could win a mutual Nobel Prize for Science if we filmed that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm making shrimp and cheesy grits on Friday and veal chops with potato puree and a herb jus on Saturday.

God I hate you!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DAVID64

'Veal'. 'Missing teenager'. What's the difference?

The real issue is our poor DB is going to starve to death.

I just figured he'd do the Planarian thing...and eventually split into TWO DBs when he got big enough.

I'm not sure we want that. Do you really think the world needs a exponentially expanding population of identical DBs?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
God I hate you!

Guess I shouldn't tell you about the cocktails I'm making before we eat.

They're made out of alcohol if you're curious.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Blob-ular mitosis? We could win a mutual Nobel Prize for Science if we filmed that.

It was filmed.

It won an award.

"The Fat and the Furious".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
God I hate you!

Guess I shouldn't tell you about the cocktails I'm making before we eat.

They're made out of alcohol if you're curious.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I love that movie. Did you see the sequel, Lard Wars?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

I love that movie. Did you see the sequel, Lard Wars?

You're confusing it with my biography, "Lard Of The Ring".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You're confusing it with my biography, "Lard Of The Ring".

You're right.

Speaking of that great cinematic effort, don't you wish you were a Hobbit right now, enjoying Elevensies or Second Breakfast?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still in Atlanta.

Working on eating so much before I get back home that I will sweat butter.

Not that margarine crap.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Make sure you have the flight attendants bring you the entire drink cart. Go out strong brother!

a reply to: DBCowboy

ROTFLMAO!!!

Too funny. Of course she does. Now step away from the cupcake.

a reply to: Bigburgh

You hussy! Why tempt DB with your mouth watering tidbits?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still in Atlanta.

Working on eating so much before I get back home that I will sweat butter.

Not that margarine crap.

OMG! I thought Atlanta was a Greek myth.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You're thinking of Alpaca.

Atlanta is a continent on the equator. Right next to Morocco.