BREAKING: Trump Gets TWO Scoops of Ice Cream; Everyone Else Only Gets ONE!--CNN

a reply to: IAMTAT

Sounds like a metaphor for his presidency.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Too much real sht going on without this silly distraction.

originally posted by: namelesss

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Trump is so conceited and rude and terrible and yucky,...that he feels he deserves TWICE as much ice cream...as everyone else!

In all that post, you seem blinded to the fact that exactly everything about his miserable greedy selfish life supports such an assumption.
His personal/family wealth is the obvious giveaway.
Your facile dismissal fails to refute.
A Trumpian tactic, distract... dismiss...
When do you 'lash out'?
Oh, wait, you did;
"'I scream; YOU scream...CNN screams about Ice Cream!'
Pathetic."

Exactly.
At least YOU can see why I'm so outraged over President 'TWO SCOOPS'!

#2ScoopsMatter

originally posted by: kaylaluv
I hope Trump eats 4 scoops of ice cream every day and gets fatter and fatter, until he has a heart attack (rubs hands together with malicious glee). Since impeachment doesn't look like it's going to happen, I'll be happy with this.

Keep eating the ice cream, Donnie. Have some more...

Wait...WHAT?
Ice cream makes you fat?

Damn!...There goes breakfast.

If I can be serious for just a moment. . . .

Ice cream does not make you look fat.

Those jeans you're wearing make you look fat.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If I can be serious for just a moment. . . .

Ice cream does not make you look fat.

Those jeans you're wearing make you look fat.

That hurt.

I've never made fun of you in your short-shorts!

a reply to: JinMI

Spoons are curvy. Very feminine sensitive.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What really hurts is sitting down with a bowl of ice cream, just relaxing in your underwear and the people at Kroger's asking you to leave.

That's what really hurts!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

What really hurts is sitting down with a bowl of ice cream, just relaxing in your underwear and the people at Kroger's asking you to leave.

That's what really hurts!

I know, man.

People can be so cruel.

The real story is how Trump is bringing black and white together every night.

I'm amazed CNN didn't dedicate an entire show to the fact it was vanilla ice cream the most privileged of all ice creams.
With chocolate sprinkles!?!
There has got to be some racist sexist undertones to his ice cream selection...

Or he just likes 2 scoops of vanilla with sprinkles.

If these socially awkward reporters asked for a second scoop I think the fascist would have given them one.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm good. My Good Humor and Blue Bunny stock are skyrocketing. Lol

a reply to: ketsuko

Maybe he's just lactose intolerant???

a reply to: Sillyolme

Gross.

Get ya some Bluebell.

originally posted by: kaylaluv
I hope Trump eats 4 scoops of ice cream every day and gets fatter and fatter, until he has a heart attack (rubs hands together with malicious glee). Since impeachment doesn't look like it's going to happen, I'll be happy with this.

Keep eating the ice cream, Donnie. Have some more...

That's funny because I was just thinking "I hope my ex-wife chokes on a freakin chicken bone".

I guess we're not so different after all.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I bet he only has white icecream too, the bloody fat-assed vanilla-loving Hitler that he is. He probably has banned chocolate ice-cream because, you know, it's not white.

CNN has all the accurate and important news stories, that's why they are very fake.

Very.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

What does Maddow think!

CNN is now reporting that the chocolate pie Trump was enjoying with his vanilla ice cream was in fact WHITE chocolate pie with WHITE chocolate sprinkles!!!

This man is a freaking maniac!

Who will save us?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: kaylaluv
I hope Trump eats 4 scoops of ice cream every day and gets fatter and fatter, until he has a heart attack (rubs hands together with malicious glee). Since impeachment doesn't look like it's going to happen, I'll be happy with this.

Keep eating the ice cream, Donnie. Have some more...

Wait...WHAT?
Ice cream makes you fat?

Damn!...There goes breakfast.

didnt u hear, ice cream for breakfast makes u smarter. trump is just increasing his cognitive abilities to stay at the top of his game

Ice Cream Makes You Smarter