BREAKING: Trump Gets TWO Scoops of Ice Cream; Everyone Else Only Gets ONE!--CNN

originally posted by: Advantage
I swear someone overseeing CNN said : lets run this ice cream crap story and see if we lose any viewers. No one can take THIS seriously!


......BUT THEY DID.....

It's like when professional wrestling finally admitted that they're not really a sport, but rather provided "athletic entertainment." Suddenly all the storylines were filled with comically over-the-top drama.

Look for CNN to admit that they offer a "news-based entertainment product."

originally posted by: AnkhMorpork

originally posted by: namelesss

To be fair, President Two Scoops is not the only one of us to imagine ourself the one worthy of the two scoops.
Seems our own 'failings' look so horrendous in the faces/reflections of 'others', eh? *__-

True. It's rather incredible the leaps and assumptions the some will make when projecting on others from a narrow and cynical POV.

Ya know what's also incredible?
The ability to see the obvious!
Honesty.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Fake News has become Sad News

This is so ridiculous. Who cares how much ice cream he got.

originally posted by: Somethingsamiss
This is so ridiculous. Who cares how much ice cream he got.

#TWOSCOOPSMATTER