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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Laundry too.


You should get a Nobel prize for psychology.


I wish I could be psycholigic, then I could read minds.




posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:58 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wish I could be psycholigic, then I could read minds.


With some of this people in this thread you'd get zero bars.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Laundry too.


You should get a Nobel prize for psychology.


I wish I could be psycholigic, then I could read minds.


...then you'd be an evil Pizza Witch.

PIZZA WITCH!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

HA! I don't have Verizon.

I have a piece of wood I painted black so I can talk to the voices in my head and not freak out the people.
edit on 1-3-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have a piece of wood I painted black so I can talk to the voices in my head and not freak out the people.


You should rubberband another piece to your ear so you look tech-savvy.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:07 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

PIZZA WITCH!


Hillary Us!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:12 PM
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Additional: It's probably funny until you get the Bill.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have a piece of wood I painted black so I can talk to the voices in my head and not freak out the people.


You should rubberband another piece to your ear so you look tech-savvy.


I use a stapler, rubber bands break.

And they're stretchy.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I use a stapler, rubber bands break.


Uh-oh, that 'injection' I gave you, it wasn't tetanus.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I use a stapler, rubber bands break.


Uh-oh, that 'injection' I gave you, it wasn't tetanus.


Kinda figured that one out when you didn't even have a syringe.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

i just took a rusty nail from my being...oh now i have a bit of lock jaw!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Kinda figured that one out when you didn't even have a syringe.


You're smart. I want to be like you.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Everyone looks up to me.

But that's because I am tall and they are in a hole in my basement.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:24 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone looks up to me.

But that's because I am tall and they are in a hole in my basement.


I'm sure they recognize they are in the presence of greatness.


I meant girth, not esteem, btw.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone looks up to me.

But that's because I am tall and they are in a hole in my basement.


I'm sure they recognize they are in the presence of greatness.


I meant girth, not esteem, btw.


I thought you said, "Grapenuts".

I didn't know grapes had testicles.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The seedless ones don't. I like those, the others are too crunchy.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:30 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone looks up to me.

But that's because I am tall and they are in a hole in my basement.


I'm sure they recognize they are in the presence of greatness.


I meant girth, not esteem, btw.


I thought you said, "Grapenuts".

I didn't know grapes had testicles.


That's weird...
I thought he said "Ape-guts"



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Grapes are just baby winelettes.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Grapes are just baby winelettes.


And we all know that baby winelettes and cheese pizza go perfect together.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Grapes are just baby winelettes.


And we all know that baby winelettes and cheese pizza go perfect together.


More like WHINElettes...HAHAHAHAHA!




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