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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

what does victory smell like anyway?


Like happy rainbows and kittens.




posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 04:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You guys talking about "dirty sanchez's" now?


Sad, I know.
We really need Night Star back, to let in some fresh air, sunshine...and a few magical unicorns.


Hey! Night Star's AWOL and I got an inbox full of birthday thread requests for her to make, so I'm busy...very busy...here ya go, this will have to do. (You special snowflakes and your unicorns...getting on my nerves here...)



jacy



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 04:53 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You guys talking about "dirty sanchez's" now?


Sad, I know.
We really need Night Star back, to let in some fresh air, sunshine...and a few magical unicorns.





posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

You can make the birthday threads for whoever you got the requests for Hun. We'll have to get together to make sure our lists don't match though. I'm telling ya, it's almost like a full time job. LOL

Ok, carry on folks. I'm half asleep here. Curls up on the couch near the door in case a quick escape is needed.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:04 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You guys talking about "dirty sanchez's" now?


Sad, I know.
We really need Night Star back, to let in some fresh air, sunshine...and a few magical unicorns.






Ahhhhhhhhhh.........



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ahahaha!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:14 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: jacygirl

You can make the birthday threads for whoever you got the requests for Hun. We'll have to get together to make sure our lists don't match though. I'm telling ya, it's almost like a full time job. LOL

Ok, carry on folks. I'm half asleep here. Curls up on the couch near the door in case a quick escape is needed.






HEY! This thread ain't BOOKFACE, ladies!



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


No, it's Dungeons and Idiots. Wait, what am I doing here again?



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:32 PM
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If wimmin are gonna be posting here, I'll have to put on pants.

Begone wimmin!

Unless you brought beer.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Unless you brought beer.


An sammiches.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:38 PM
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I don't mind them here, but it does make me a little self-conscious about my uncontrolled farting.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:38 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

I don't mind them here, but it does make me a little self-conscious about my uncontrolled farting.


Blame it on DB, the likelihood is you'll be right more often than not.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bacon sammiches.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bacon sammiches.


Millions of years of evolution and we finally found a purpose for women.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

I don't mind them here, but it does make me a little self-conscious about my uncontrolled farting.


Blame it on DB, the likelihood is you'll be right more often than not.


I'll blame it on Night Star's unicorn.

Unicorn meat always makes me gassy.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bacon sammiches.


Millions of years of evolution and we finally found a purpose for women.


Laundry too.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

I don't mind them here, but it does make me a little self-conscious about my uncontrolled farting.


Blame it on DB, the likelihood is you'll be right more often than not.


I'll blame it on Night Star's unicorn.

Unicorn meat always makes me gassy.


If you cook unicorns in a pan of stripper glitter, it takes away that gassy feeling.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

I don't mind them here, but it does make me a little self-conscious about my uncontrolled farting.


Blame it on DB, the likelihood is you'll be right more often than not.


I'll blame it on Night Star's unicorn.

Unicorn meat always makes me gassy.



If you cook unicorns in a pan of stripper glitter, it takes away that gassy feeling.


Explains why some of the worlds greatest chefs were strippers.

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posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:51 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Unicorn meat always makes me gassy.


Try some bicarb of pixie, it usually helps me. Plus the bones are a good source of calcium.



posted on Mar, 1 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Laundry too.


You should get a Nobel prize for psychology.



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