You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Did you notice she should up with insults but not chow or brews? Someone needs to adjust her attitude.

Time to turn DB loose in her closet again.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Time to turn DB loose in her closet again.

Plus with his diet he'll be able to fit in her skinny jeans.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now I'm afraid nothing will fit!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just go commando while in her closet then.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just go commando while in her closet then.

I always have before.

Why change things now?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now I'm afraid nothing will fit!

A few yards of strategically-wrapped duct tape should do the trick.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now I'm afraid nothing will fit!

A few yards of strategically-wrapped duct tape should do the trick.

I prefer Gorilla Glue and a bucket full of glitter.

It's how I dressed for my stage routine.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I always have before.

Why change things now?

Make sure you sashay. She likes that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I always have before.

Why change things now?

Make sure you sashay. She likes that.

Or hop.
She has a thing for large, shaved, glittering, Wallabies.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Or hop.
She has a thing for large, shaved, glittering, Wallabies.

It's like being back in Oz with the deadly wild life.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I do look good in Ruby Red slippers!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I do look good in Ruby Red slippers!

"There's no place like Golden Corral...There's no place like Golden Corral..."

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder if koi get Carpal-Tunnel.

It's not as bad as Oscar-Tunnel sindrome.
It makes you attack anyone that gets close to your terrortory.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just go commando while in her closet then.

I always have before.

Why change things now?

Just make sure your fly is zipped at the grocery store. It is awkward to have an elderly woman tell you the cow is getting out of the gate.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I do look good in Ruby Red slippers!

You're supposed to wear them on your feet.

a reply to: IAMTAT


If DB were a singer his stage name would be Larde.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If DB had a statue, nobody would be able to move it.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If DB had a statue, nobody would be able to move it.

And it would look like it was pregnant.

With octuplets.

I've sat so long on my sofa that I've been mistaken for a statue.

Damned pigeons.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I've sat so long on my sofa that I've been mistaken for a statue.

Damned pigeons.

I just want to thank you for blotting out the sun on Monday, that was awesome.