You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Literally.

A risk every aspiring tractor trailer wheel chock takes.

James Bond goes aspiring on bad guys.

*cough*

Testing. Testing.

*tap TAP tappity tap"

Is this thing on?

Hm. Seems the idiots have gone dark.

Oh well. I even brought them some popcorn this time but... *looks around wistfully* ...there's no one here...



I'll just leave this here.



Oh. I brought a new friend for you guys too! He's kinda quiet? I found him lurking over by the UFO/aliens forum and invited him here... okay, more like he sort of followed me? Haha. So...

Yeah. You just hang with this guy for me, okay?

I told him I knew some guys that might just actually be from off-planet and so he's dying to meet you...



Ok. Gotta run!! Have fun!!!!!

a reply to: AboveBoard

I'm depressed.

I recently lost my job as a waiter just because I wanted proof of citizenship from 4 Latina chicks.

My job before that was wiretapping some jerkface in New York for Obama.


Not to worry though. I might be made chief of Sarah Palin's election campaign for 2020.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not to worry though. I might be made chief of Sarah Palin's election campaign for 2020.

As head of the ZNC I would like to schedule a few debates between her and my candidate.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hopefully they pull each others hair.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Anything is better than the one job I had. . . . making balloon animal porn online.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!

It might be a good idea to first secretly clear that with your candidate's Russian overlords.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hopefully they pull each others hair.

Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!

It might be a good idea to first secretly clear that with your candidate's RussianRobot overlords.

Fixed it for you.

Skynet 2020, because Robots.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?

Might be better optics than when Hillary and Trump did it.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?

Oooo...oooo...fill it with Banana Pudding!

Because...well,...Bananas!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.

Two squatch enter, one squatch leaves.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.

Two squatch enter, one squatch leaves.

Welcome too 'Thunder-Thigh Dome'!

a reply to: IAMTAT

And DB can be the head of Fartertown.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

And DB can be the head of Fartertown.

"We Don't Need Another Hero!"

...But there's always room for another Idiot.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.

Sure. I'll bring the Crisco so you can glide into it.