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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 07:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Literally.


A risk every aspiring tractor trailer wheel chock takes.




posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 07:34 PM
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James Bond goes aspiring on bad guys.




posted on Mar, 22 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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*cough*

Testing. Testing.

*tap TAP tappity tap"

Is this thing on?

Hm. Seems the idiots have gone dark.

Oh well. I even brought them some popcorn this time but... *looks around wistfully* ...there's no one here...



I'll just leave this here.



Oh. I brought a new friend for you guys too! He's kinda quiet? I found him lurking over by the UFO/aliens forum and invited him here... okay, more like he sort of followed me? Haha. So...

Yeah. You just hang with this guy for me, okay?

I told him I knew some guys that might just actually be from off-planet and so he's dying to meet you...



Ok. Gotta run!! Have fun!!!!!



posted on Mar, 22 2017 @ 09:55 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

I'm depressed.

I recently lost my job as a waiter just because I wanted proof of citizenship from 4 Latina chicks.

My job before that was wiretapping some jerkface in New York for Obama.


Not to worry though. I might be made chief of Sarah Palin's election campaign for 2020.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 06:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Not to worry though. I might be made chief of Sarah Palin's election campaign for 2020.


As head of the ZNC I would like to schedule a few debates between her and my candidate.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:25 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:33 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hopefully they pull each others hair.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:46 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Anything is better than the one job I had. . . . making balloon animal porn online.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:10 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!


It might be a good idea to first secretly clear that with your candidate's Russian overlords.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Hopefully they pull each others hair.



Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:23 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not a problem!

We'll schedule it right after a very inappropriate photo shoot for Maxim!


It might be a good idea to first secretly clear that with your candidate's RussianRobot overlords.


Fixed it for you.

Skynet 2020, because Robots.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:50 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?


Might be better optics than when Hillary and Trump did it.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe have them wrestle in a kiddie pool filled with jello?


Oooo...oooo...fill it with Banana Pudding!

Because...well,...Bananas!
edit on 23-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.


Two squatch enter, one squatch leaves.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since they're both feminists...we should see fistfuls of armpit hair.


Two squatch enter, one squatch leaves.


Welcome too 'Thunder-Thigh Dome'!



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

And DB can be the head of Fartertown.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

And DB can be the head of Fartertown.



"We Don't Need Another Hero!"

...But there's always room for another Idiot.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Only if I can have an outfit like Tina Turner.


Sure. I'll bring the Crisco so you can glide into it.



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