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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Sammiches made, dingo poo applied, (llamas passive and a little bit afraid) the three heroic Idiots went forth.
But because there were only three of them, they couldn't go forth. So they went third.
...but after deciding to go third, one of them first had to go #Two...and then two of them had to go #One, so the
three of them actually lost count of how many times they were going anywhere...and finally decided to 'take Five' to figure it all out before finally leaving.
Before they had even gone a mile, an evil witch woman stopped them on the road.
"Hey good look-. . . " DB quickly cut off her head so she could not cast an evil witch spell.
Thus saving the three.
But despite having severed her head from the rest of her anatomy she still blathered on and on.
originally posted by: zazzafrazz
She added compulsory self help training sessions to the list of chores to be completed, these included:
How to find your own socks.
and
How to answer "do I look fat in this"
originally posted by: DBCowboy
The heroic, brave, noble, distinguished, good looking, well dressed heroes continued on in their journey to defeat the evil witch wimmin who have invaded the lands.
They must solve. . . . . . the "Secret of The Sammich".
originally posted by: DBCowboy
As the brave, intrepid warriors marched off into destiny. . . they started singing the song of bravery and manhood. A song that had been passed down for generations from father to son.
It went something like this. . . .
I stay out too late, got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, that's what people say
I go on too many dates, but I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, that's what people say
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music in my mind
Saying it's gonna be alright
Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off