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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

FACT

Cooties can be transmitted by cookies.

FACT

Running away to save fighting skills is a sign of bravery.

FACT

If you swallow lemon seeds, a tree will grow in your stomach.




posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 10:41 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

You really made me laugh on this one...the three BRAVE idiots?
Only idiots would run away from free cookies,you meant cookies
right,not cooties?



HAHAHA...you must think we're idiots to fall for the ol' 'Free Witch Cookies' trick!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Do they have chocolate sprinkles on them?



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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The only fighting skills I have seen here involves body functions.
How is running away to save your fighting skills a sign of bravery?



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posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth


The only fighting skills I have seen here involves body functions.
How is running away to save your fighting skills a sign of bravery?




Answer the question about the chocolate sprinkles first!

And we are all Masters of the ancient art of "Kung Flee".



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth


The only fighting skills I have seen here involves body functions.



Never...EVER...mock the ancient and sacred martial art of 'Flung Poo'!



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


NO SPRINKLES! I use chocolate chips,white chocolate chips,butterscotch chips,
raisins,craisins,walnuts,pecans,peanut butter and oatmeal.

I forgot that sometimes I bake cookies with shredded carrots and raisins.
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posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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Oh, Hi guys...

I hope you don't mind if I eat my lunch in here...




Mmmmm.... a bacon wrapped grilled cheese sandwich....soooooo good... (nom nom nom)

And yes...these are the world's best cookies (chocolate chip only, mamabeth - yours sound AMAZING), but...oh darn, I only brought enough to share with my witchy pals!



Ladies? (They're in the quantum refrigerator...you know where...just say the spell...It's right next to the you-know-what I conjured up the other day...shhhh...)


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posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 04:15 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

You witches are pure evil!



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 04:18 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AboveBoard

You witches are pure evil!


Hello? Witch???

What part don't you understand??



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 04:24 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Hitting me at dinner time with THIS!


This cruel act shall be avenged!



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 04:27 PM
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The Bacon Wars have begun. . . . .

I weep for humanity.

And I weep for Hallmark commercials. Because they make me sad.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 05:27 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The Bacon Wars have begun. . . . .

I weep for humanity.

And I weep for Hallmark commercials. Because they make me sad.


Lo...for these are indeed truly troubled times...fraught with trial, tribulation, weeping and gnashing of teeth...INTO DELICIOUS BACON AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The Bacon Wars have begun. . . . .

I weep for humanity.

And I weep for Hallmark commercials. Because they make me sad.


Lo...for these are indeed truly troubled times...fraught with trial, tribulation, weeping and gnashing of teeth...INTO DELICIOUS BACON AND GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES!


Cheese and bacon make up 7 of the top ten foods.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
And I weep for Hallmark commercials. Because they make me sad.


The only commercials that make me weep are the ones where Sarah McLachlan is singing and they show shivering, scared and abandoned wimmin who have no kitchen to go and make sammiches in.

Gets me. Every. Single. Time.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And I weep for Hallmark commercials. Because they make me sad.


The only commercials that make me weep are the ones where Sarah McLachlan is singing and they show shivering, scared and abandoned wimmin who have no kitchen to go and make sammiches in.

Gets me. Every. Single. Time.

Yes, it's very sad...If it wasn't for Subway, McDonalds & Burger King...these poor wretches would be completely useless to society.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:14 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What about wheel chocks for tractor trailers?



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

What about wheel chocks for tractor trailers?



Well...they can still dream...Can't they?



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:18 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

true, it's good to have aspirations.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

true, it's good to have aspirations.



Exactly.
It makes it so much more fun when you crush them.



posted on Mar, 21 2017 @ 06:26 PM
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Literally.




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