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I have just invented a crap joke... I think?

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AugustusMasonicus

posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: CulturalResilience
A German joke is no laughing matter.


You ever wonder why the Germans build such high quality products?

It's so they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.


DBCowboy

posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


Lagomorphe

posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 03:26 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

How many Chuck Norris lookalikes does it take to change a light bulb.

NON... A Celine Dion lookalike will do...

Crap!?

Warmest

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Lagomorphe

posted on Feb, 28 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?

None

Let her cook in the dark...

*coughs*
edit on 28-2-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling



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