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I have just invented a crap joke... I think?

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posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:09 AM
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I may have invented a crap joke, so please feel free to say if it is crap or not :

Q : What's a Buddy Wabbit?

A : A wabbit wid a code...

*looks around listening for slow hand clappinf*

Warmest

Lags




posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:11 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Lol sorry for being rubbish, but I just don't get it...

S+F nonetheless

edit on 23-2-2017 by swanne because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:22 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
I may have invented a crap joke, so please feel free to say if it is crap or not :

Q : What's a Buddy Wabbit?

A : A wabbit wid a code...

*looks around listening for slow hand clappinf*

Warmest

Lags


SIr, I had a laugh but I suggest you should hold on to the day job for a bit longer.

Best wishes

Tiger



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:24 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

How many DIY enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Usually one, unless there is a complex problem with the fixture or it is on a particularly high ceiling.

Am i doing this right?



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Even Stevie Wonder could see that was a crap joke.

Speaking of Stevie, have you ever seen his mansion? neither has he. Stevie and Ray Charles walked into a bar one day...and broke their noses, I bet they never seen that coming.

Blind jokes, I'm a class act.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe


Winning mate ....

No ..
Seriously ..
Really ...

We love you mate ... Friday too far away ?








posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:35 AM
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I liked it, but I'm weird. LOL



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:38 AM
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originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Lol sorry for being rubbish, but I just don't get it...

S+F nonetheless


I tried... I really did... "Sobs*

Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:38 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Bravo!




posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:40 AM
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originally posted by: constant_thought
a reply to: Lagomorphe

How many DIY enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Usually one, unless there is a complex problem with the fixture or it is on a particularly high ceiling.

Am i doing this right?


Sort of. The real question is how many drunks does it take to bulb in a light screw?



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:41 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Nice joke.


I enjoy the innocent and light-hearted jokes, like the kind they used to print on the packaging of candy and chewing-gum.

Far too often, modern humor is geared toward ridiculing others and laughing at their expense.




 





originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Lol sorry for being rubbish, but I just don't get it...

S+F nonetheless


The joke's dialogue is to be articulated with nasal congestion, i.e.; a cold (sickness).



edit on 2/23/17 by Sahabi because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:43 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe


I tried... I really did... "Sobs*

Hmmmm...I dunno...I can't judge.
Is it a reference to 'bro code' or something along those lines?
:/
Anyway, I know how you feel.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:43 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Actually a crap joke would be the one about the knocked up fretish ( French and English ) bloke ...

He had cat/s with a litter tray parked in ... the living room ...

As most of us know, once a cat / dog / rhinocerous is fed ...
It will invariably take a dump.

Luckily for "old mate " the litter tray broke the fall, however the steam carried through !

Now poor chap is dealing with fresh, hot and steaming !

Crutches equal immobility for the best part ... according to "old mate ."

Can you imagine the face of this poor man' s Wife as she breaches the threshold after a hard day at work ?

I can hear the " I am telling you honestly ... it was not me !" ..
Again !


:

Get well sooner !
edit on 23-2-2017 by Timely because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:45 AM
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a reply to: Sahabi

Christmas bon bons for you mate ... !

Wear the hat !

edit on 23-2-2017 by Timely because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:47 AM
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a reply to: Sahabi

Yep, exactly...

Try saying Bunny rabbit with your nose all blocked up with snot n stuff...

Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:49 AM
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 07:51 AM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Actually a crap joke would be the one about the knocked up fretish ( French and English ) bloke ...

He had cat/s with a litter tray parked in ... the living room ...

As most of us know, once a cat / dog / rhinocerous is fed ...
It will invariably take a dump.

Luckily for "old mate " the litter tray broke the fall, however the steam carried through !

Now poor chap is dealing with fresh, hot and steaming !

Crutches equal immobility for the best part ... according to "old mate ."

Can you imagine the face of this poor man' s Wife as the breaches the threshold after a hard day at work ?

I can hear the " I am telling you honestly ... it was not me !" ..
Again !




It is not fun sitting in the living room with your plaster in a cast after ones cat/Rhinocerous has just laid a fresh egg I can tell you!

The missus wasn't too happy last night when she got home...

My plaster comes off tomorrow so guess who will be cleaning the cat/Rhino poo from tomorrow onwards?

Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:03 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

If you want to capture the audience with jokes then here's a few tips:

1. Wait until spawning season.

2. Make sure the bear is dead before you skin it.

3. Realize the punch you drank at your high school reunion may have been spiked.

4.Try to explain to your wife why you were missing for 36 hours.

I hope that helps.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:05 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe


Q : What's a Buddy Wabbit?

A : A rabbit wid a code...


I get it.

Thagoo berry buch.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe




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