I have just invented a crap joke... I think?

a reply to: Lagomorphe

What is a wok? something you throw at a wascilly wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

That's all folks!!!

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Sorry for bringing mirth to such a nasty situation ... !

Te he he he tee hee .. cough cough ...

Friday on my mind ...

a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: Lagomorphe

What is a wok? something you throw at a wascilly wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

That's all folks!!!

Oi...

You weave us wascally wabbits awone!

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Horse walks into a bar ....

Bartender asks ..

"Why the long face ? "

Boom Tish !

Wow ! Is that the time ?

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah

Dank you too... I will twy by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah

Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah

Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!

If you don't mind eating it off my cats head?

Why did that darned kitten get in the way when I did that?

Oh well, at least he will keep it warm for you I suppose!

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Horse walks into a bar ....

Bartender asks ..

"Why the long face ? "

Boom Tish !

Wow ! Is that the time ?

Bartender walks into a bar... Breaks his nose...

Twas an Iron bar...

Don't all facepalm at once...

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I didn't understand it either. I had to read some of the comments. After reading it like I was stuffed up (multi times) I finally got it. That was so bad, it was kinda funny!

Another to add to the smorgasbord-

"I have a split personality" said Tom, being frank

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Hah! That took me a second but I got it. That is my kind of joke, thank you.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah

Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!

If you don't mind eating it off my cats head?

Why did that darned kitten get in the way when I did that?

Oh well, at least he will keep it warm for you I suppose!

Warmest

Lags

Goobiest gross out. You have to have a 'berry bad code' to do that.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...bartender asks "where the heck did you get that thing"
The parrot replies "ATS"



Why did the monkey fall from the tree???
He was DEAD!!

I'd been searching for ages and ages but couldn't find my darned car keys anywhere...

My missus said "Try looking harder."

So I got a skin head, body piercing and tattoos, but I still couldn't find them

Q: How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. They are very efficient and have no sense of humor.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How many new ager's does it take to change a light bulb ?

It is irrelevant ... unless the light bulb WANTS to change !!

a reply to: Timely

Why would they even need a lightbulb? They could just see by the light given off from their special little indigo children.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A German joke is no laughing matter.