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I have just invented a crap joke... I think?

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posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

What is a wok? something you throw at a wascilly wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

That's all folks!!!




posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Sorry for bringing mirth to such a nasty situation ... !

Te he he he tee hee .. cough cough ...

Friday on my mind ...




edit on 23-2-2017 by Timely because: mobile fone phingers ... !



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:20 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:21 AM
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originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: Lagomorphe

What is a wok? something you throw at a wascilly wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

That's all folks!!!



Oi...

You weave us wascally wabbits awone!



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Horse walks into a bar ....

Bartender asks ..

"Why the long face ? "

Boom Tish !

Wow ! Is that the time ?



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah


Dank you too... I will twy by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:27 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah


Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah


Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!


If you don't mind eating it off my cats head?

Why did that darned kitten get in the way when I did that?

Oh well, at least he will keep it warm for you I suppose!

Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:32 AM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Horse walks into a bar ....

Bartender asks ..

"Why the long face ? "

Boom Tish !

Wow ! Is that the time ?


Bartender walks into a bar... Breaks his nose...

Twas an Iron bar...

Don't all facepalm at once...

Warmest

Lags
edit on 23-2-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

I didn't understand it either. I had to read some of the comments. After reading it like I was stuffed up (multi times) I finally got it. That was so bad, it was kinda funny!



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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Another to add to the smorgasbord-

"I have a split personality" said Tom, being frank



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Hah! That took me a second but I got it. That is my kind of joke, thank you.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 08:48 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
a reply to: intrptr

You are berry welcobe

Tagoo, I ope you code ges beddah


Dank you too... I will try by best... *snorts up his nostrils and gobs up a big oyster*

mmm, breakfast!


If you don't mind eating it off my cats head?

Why did that darned kitten get in the way when I did that?

Oh well, at least he will keep it warm for you I suppose!

Warmest

Lags

Goobiest gross out. You have to have a 'berry bad code' to do that.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 09:04 AM
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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...bartender asks "where the heck did you get that thing"
The parrot replies "ATS"



Why did the monkey fall from the tree???
He was DEAD!!




posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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I'd been searching for ages and ages but couldn't find my darned car keys anywhere...

My missus said "Try looking harder."

So I got a skin head, body piercing and tattoos, but I still couldn't find them



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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Q: How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One. They are very efficient and have no sense of humor.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 09:47 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How many new ager's does it take to change a light bulb ?

It is irrelevant ... unless the light bulb WANTS to change !!



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 09:53 AM
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a reply to: Timely

Why would they even need a lightbulb? They could just see by the light given off from their special little indigo children.



posted on Feb, 23 2017 @ 10:36 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A German joke is no laughing matter.




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