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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Aug, 8 2017 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: JonHutto
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Here is 20 now add the latest! This thread is the best.


20 what?




posted on Aug, 8 2017 @ 08:19 PM
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originally posted by: Byrd

originally posted by: DBCowboy

. . . far-flung Isles of Langerhans. . .


Had me rolling!


I wondered if anyone would get the Firesign Theater reference.


...I think we're all Bozos on this bus.


I think so too...bozos.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 01:15 PM
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originally posted by: JonHutto
Here is 20 now add the latest! This thread is the best.


Not sure if you noticed, but it was screwed up again.




edit on 10-8-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JonHutto
Here is 20 now add the latest! This thread is the best.


Not sure if you noticed, but it was screwed up again.





Yeah, that was my fault.
I hate myself.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 01:58 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


I find that drinking helps with self-loathing.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 02:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I find that drinking helps with self-loathing.


For sure.
It leads to picking up the hideous woman at the end of the bar at closing time.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
For sure.
It leads to picking up the hideous woman at the end of the bar at closing time.


Just women, huh?



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
For sure.
It leads to picking up the hideous woman at the end of the bar at closing time.


Just women, huh?


You promised me you'd never bring up that time we went out drinking after getting DB out of Zazz's closet.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You promised me you'd never bring up that time we went out drinking after getting DB out of Zazz's closet.


Remember how much butter we had to smear on his hips to do it? I should have bought stock in LandOLakes.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You promised me you'd never bring up that time we went out drinking after getting DB out of Zazz's closet.


Remember how much butter we had to smear on his hips to do it? I should have bought stock in LandOLakes.


It's just a good thing he was wearing her skinny jeans and a tube top.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 03:00 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's just a good thing he was wearing her skinny jeans and a tube top.


I know. He looked like Mama June ate Mamas July and August.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's just a good thing he was wearing her skinny jeans and a tube top.


I know. He looked like Mama June ate Mamas July and August.


Did he eat Father Christmas too?



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
Did he eat Father Christmas too?


And the eight reindeer.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Did he eat Father Christmas too?


And the eight reindeer.


As long as he didn't eat the elves!

#ELM (Elves Lives Matter)



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:04 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
As long as he didn't eat the elves!

#ELM (Elves Lives Matter)


They're too quick for his obese ass to catch.

But all that's irrelevant, we have a new interview ready to go.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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I would rather not talk about fat arses. My wife is sitting next to me.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Did he eat Father Christmas too?


And the eight reindeer.


The Alaska tundra was a mighty mountain range before DB chased after the poor things across it.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: TerryDon79
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I would rather not talk about fat arses. My wife is sitting next to me.







posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:13 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
The Alaska tundra was a mighty mountain range before DB chased after the poor things across it.


Crater Lake was a towering peak until his fat ass fell on it.



posted on Aug, 10 2017 @ 04:13 PM
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And that wait is over...



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