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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 10:17 AM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
LOL

I like the spatula, too. On my butt.

Another great interview, thanks guys.


Re-posted because...I always get horny in the morning when I'm eating my Froot Loops.




posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT



Apparently it did.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 10:40 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT
Is it all the holes?



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 11:52 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder


Another great one! I'd love to know what TAT could do with a wisk.


A wisk?
Pfft!

That's SO Guantanamo!



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Still no one........



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 02:59 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

LOL.

Also I'm bad at jokes and this whole thing seemed like a big fat joke so like, what was the joke that we're not getting?

Cause like, I feel so inferior and weak and stupid because I'm not seeing the one joke that we're supposed to be getting but aren't getting... IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING PERFECT!!!



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Still no one........



I've read it 3 damn times now trying to figure out what we missed. Lots of jokes in there.

Maybe the joke wasn't that good
or maybe we are just a bunch of simpletons focused on kitchen utensil foreplay



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:13 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: IAMTAT

LOL.

Also I'm bad at jokes and this whole thing seemed like a big fat joke so like, what was the joke that we're not getting?

Cause like, I feel so inferior and weak and stupid because I'm not seeing the one joke that we're supposed to be getting but aren't getting... IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING PERFECT!!!


Nobody missed anything.
The problem Augustus had was with formatting a section of the copy I wrote, whereby a portion of 'the joke' was unfortunately omitted.
My fault.
Nobody else's.
edit on 11-8-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


My fault. Nobody else's.


Don't do that. Blame Augie.

Always. Blame. Augie.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:21 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Still no one........



I've read it 3 damn times now trying to figure out what we missed. Lots of jokes in there.

Maybe the joke wasn't that good
or maybe we are just a bunch of simpletons focused on kitchen utensil foreplay


ALL the jokes weren't that good.

...and what's wrong with being focused on kitchen utensil foreplay?
edit on 11-8-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:28 PM
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Here's a joke. . . .

Everyone knows what's Murphy's Law.

Do you know what's Coles Law?


Cabbage and carrots!


hahahahahahahaha

(I'll show myself out)



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Nothing, unless you're the one tied down with things shoved in random orifices and even then, you'll be having a good time



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Here's a joke. . . .

Everyone knows what's Murphy's Law.

Do you know what's Coles Law?


Cabbage and carrots!


hahahahahahahaha

(I'll show myself out)


Cabbage makes me fart.


(I'll show myself out, too.)
edit on 11-8-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I own a franchise of cabbage stands exclusively in tiny elevators.

Right next to my Taco Bell stand.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

I own a franchise of cabbage stands exclusively in tiny elevators.

Right next to my Taco Bell stand.



Don't tell me what you use as elevator music.



posted on Aug, 11 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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Hiya I'm currently in a one man tent which is broken with a service user camped next to me who lost my tent pegs so my tent is currently falling down oh and it has started piss ing down with rain.....ten hours to go.....
I aint gonna get no sleep and my service user is laughing at me cos his tent is brand new and he is all nice dry and comfy.
I hope you are having a better night...
Oh and he also lost my sleeping bag so I have a small blanket....It is really coming down now

edit on 11-8-2017 by testingtesting because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 07:08 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

The problem Augustus had was with formatting a section of the copy I wrote, whereby a portion of 'the joke' was unfortunately omitted.


Yeah, I've never seen the site do that, it ran the quote all the way off the screen. I had to cut it up to fit into a reply.

And we all know how much joy I derive from cutting things.



posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT
...
Right next to my Taco Bell stand.


On every corner, right?

(out there competing with my taco trucks, darn you!)



posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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a reply to: Byrd

Is Taco Bell a Mexican food take away?.
Is it okay or rubbish?.



posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sadly, I've WATCHED "Pool Kings." More than once. Intentionally.

The alternatives at that particular moment were worse (I know... hard to imagine, right?)



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