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Softball with AugustusMasonicus

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posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: Byrd

Is Taco Bell a Mexican food take away?.
Is it okay or rubbish?.


Taco Bell to Mexican food is like McDonalds to actual beef burgers.




posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 07:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: Byrd

Is Taco Bell a Mexican food take away?.
Is it okay or rubbish?.


Taco Bell to Mexican food is like McDonalds to actual beef burgers.


Taco Bell makes me fart.

(I know...I'll show myself out).



posted on Aug, 12 2017 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Krebs Citric Acid Cycle makes me fart.


(I know...I'll show myself out).



posted on Aug, 13 2017 @ 08:47 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
Sadly, I've WATCHED "Pool Kings." More than once. Intentionally.

The alternatives at that particular moment were worse (I know... hard to imagine, right?)


Things you should have told me BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW.



posted on Aug, 13 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
Sadly, I've WATCHED "Pool Kings." More than once. Intentionally.

The alternatives at that particular moment were worse (I know... hard to imagine, right?)


Things you should have told me BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW.


Those 6 Degrees are not looking so impressive anymore, are they?



posted on Aug, 13 2017 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
Sadly, I've WATCHED "Pool Kings." More than once. Intentionally.

The alternatives at that particular moment were worse (I know... hard to imagine, right?)


Things you should have told me BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW.


Those 6 Degrees are not looking so impressive anymore, are they?


It takes a college degree to break it and a G.E.D. to fix it.



posted on Aug, 13 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Those 6 Degrees are not looking so impressive anymore, are they?


No, not at all.

'Likes banal reality television, forgets to mention it to interviewer.'



posted on Aug, 15 2017 @ 10:01 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

But what does 'TAT' mean?

Theriouthly Awethomely Thexy?

Do you have a lisp IAMTAT?

I have no doubt you have at least one soft ball, but I need more. Maybe two...or three.



posted on Aug, 15 2017 @ 10:15 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Here's a joke. . . .

Everyone knows what's Murphy's Law.

Do you know what's Coles Law?


Cabbage and carrots!


hahahahahahahaha

(I'll show myself out)


Cabbage makes me fart.


(I'll show myself out, too.)



OMG, that's a gas!

(I'll show myself out, too.)



posted on Aug, 15 2017 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Ok, I loved reading your softball, TAT, but I would love to know more.

You are one of my favorite ATSers!



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 06:07 AM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: IAMTAT

but I would love to know more.


Me too but....


Of course, there's more I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill everyone on the Internet.


We're screwed



posted on Aug, 16 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: IAMTAT

But what does 'TAT' mean?

Theriouthly Awethomely Thexy?


The answer to that is in The Hermetica.



Do you have a lisp IAMTAT?

Not a lisp, but I've developed an unfortunate habit of ending every sentence I speak with a Mephistophelean Laugh...muahahahahahahaha!!!!!



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 08:45 PM
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Who's next?



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 08:50 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
Who's next?


It's a secret.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
Who's next?


It's a secret.


You are a secret.

What about interviewing yourself?
edit on 18CDT08America/Chicago05380831 by InTheLight because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 08:59 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
What about interviewing yourself?


I don't trust the interviewer.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
What about interviewing yourself?


I don't trust the interviewer.


I am sure reason will win over ego or ID, what is most dominant?



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
...what is most dominant?


In my life? Mistress Tatiana.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: InTheLight
...what is most dominant?


In my life? Mistress Tatiana.


That is a whole interesting journey right there.



posted on Aug, 23 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight
That is a whole interesting journey right there.


You haven't experienced life until a dominatrix extinguishes a cigarette on your tongue.



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