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posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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a reply to: lazyfortress


I love millipedes, centipedes, beetles, cicadas, certain cockroaches, and walking sticks. I cannot tolerate spiders.



Cicadas are ok, walking sticks are really cool, but the rest would make me scream and run away!!!!!!




posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:36 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's one thing I can't do, Augustus. I don't know how to dance at all. I only know the Jitterbug. That's it. And that's why I never went to the 8th grade dance. And that's why I have no friends.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:37 PM
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If you had ponies, why did you have a horseless carriage? Ponies and horses are awesome, but being a city girl, I don't see them too often.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:37 PM
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a reply to: lazyfortress

Try twerking, I hear it's all the rage now.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:37 PM
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a reply to: lazyfortress

Saddest post ever.

Someone sign this kid up for dance classes, quick.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:38 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Ponies and horses are awesome, but being a city girl, I don't see them too often.


No Mongolian BBQ by you?




edit on 29-8-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Who is Barstar Lumberjerk?



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:38 PM
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Even a click beetle? Even a friendly millipede? I forgot to mention dragonflies. I absolutely love dragonflies. They're tricky to handle. I'm a pro at handling dragonflies. They're cool if you don't bother them. I let them stay on my hat whenever I go hiking. I can have up to 5 at a time on my hat. Then they eventually fly off and land on a leaf.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:39 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: lazyfortress

Try twerking, I hear it's all the rage now.



I did that once.

But then they adjusted my medications and I got better.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Boo! That's CANCER. We don't like cancerous actions, do we? ಠ_ಠ



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:40 PM
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a reply to: lazyfortress

You will never be popular at school until you can properly twerk.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: lazyfortress
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's one thing I can't do, Augustus. I don't know how to dance at all. I only know the Jitterbug. That's it. And that's why I never went to the 8th grade dance. And that's why I have no friends.


Been married close to 37 years and my husband never danced, only slow dances and usually I had to beg for even that. LOL



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:41 PM
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Nobody "twerks" in school. Only the kids who want attention. Ever heard of "dabbing"? That's all the rage.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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a reply to: lazyfortress

The beetle has to be a cute one. I love dragon flies! A millipede would give me a heart attack!!!!!!




posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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I don't look to be popular. I don't do social media, as it ruins too many lives. I enjoy not being bothered by social media. At school, I'm the kid who can talk to anyone. I'm the geek/nerd. I'm the human encyclopedia.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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What the hell is dabbing??????



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:43 PM
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I can Nae Nae like an ace. I got my wife because of my mad dance skillz.

Now the chloroform keeps her from leaving.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:45 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Ponies and horses are awesome, but being a city girl, I don't see them too often.


No Mongolian BBQ by you?





A what? I don't know what a Mongolian barbecue is, but coming from you, I'm sure it isn't something I would do.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:45 PM
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I sincerely hoped you've learned by now that you wouldn't go wrong by doing the exact opposite of anything Augustus Masonicus says. Especially that part about his hotel room. And bugs. And twerking.

What's dabbing (he worriedly asked)?



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:45 PM
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Is this a cute beetle?:

I want you to look up videos of dabbing.



posted on Aug, 29 2016 @ 06:46 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
A what? I don't know what a Mongolian barbecue is, but coming from you, I'm sure it isn't something I would do.


You would see some ponies and horsies in there.

*nom nom nom*



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