I Like This One Tenth Grader...

originally posted by: lazyfortress
a reply to: Night Star

Is this a cute beetle?:

I want you to look up videos of dabbing.

Yes, that is a cute one, all metallic looking and all.

If you really want her to like you, survive the zombie apocalypse.

The babes dig it when guys survive the zombie apocalypse.

I've always wanted to have a few earwigs as my pet(s). They're social creatures, but look weird. For those of you who don't like earwigs, I advise you to not look.

originally posted by: SentientCentenarian

I sincerely hoped you've learned by now that you wouldn't go wrong by doing the exact opposite of anything Augustus Masonicus says.

Hey kid, I agree with the above statement.

Oh, and DON'T play with matches.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I went on disneychannel.com once without my parents permission. I'm a savage, aren't I?

BTW, do your parents know your babysitters (and virtual friend base) is an online forum of old farts that is, shall we say, somewhat less than reputable in its general reputation?

By that I mean (lest I be summarily stricken from the record) that we deal here in aliens, conspiracies, general craziness, encouraging slightly deviant thoughts like twerking amongst children, and hotel room self-liking?

Why aren't you staring at a tiny screen and exercising your thumbs like all those other kids your age? What's going to happen when you grow up and you don't fit in because the brainwashing isn't complete yet?

I know, I know. Stay tuned...

a reply to: lazyfortress

Earwigs and millipedes aren't going to get you any dates with any 10th graders. They are the devils food.

Cicada's are cool, tho.

originally posted by: lazyfortress
I went on disneychannel.com once without my parents permission. I'm a savage, aren't I?

Was it the Princess Special? That always does it for me.

a reply to: lazyfortress


I love Praying Mantees. I found a giant one one time.

"dabbing" is a very sophisticated way of ingesting MJ....from what I've heard.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
A what? I don't know what a Mongolian barbecue is, but coming from you, I'm sure it isn't something I would do.

You would see some ponies and horsies in there.

*nom nom nom*

I had a feeling it would be something I wouldn't do. LOL

originally posted by: geezlouise
Earwigs and millipedes aren't going to get you any dates with any 10th graders. They are the devils food.

Cicada's are cool, tho.

You should listen to Geez, kid. If you play your cards right you can have a cool stalker just like I do!

a reply to: lazyfortress

You advise us not to look? Did you see the size of that picture? OMG I am so freaked out! Please don't do that again!

a reply to: Night Star

I think there's one in your ear.

a reply to: olaru12

No. That's the other "dabbing". Dabbing is when you... hold on...

Okay, I looked up dabbing. Not that bad, mild compared to twerking. Reminds me of the mashed potato.

Looks like good exercise; if we can get our two presidential candidates to do that for three minutes, they'd both drop dead from exertion and we'd be rid of them.

What *does* your age group think of the present presidential situation, anyhoo?

a reply to: SentientCentenarian

I come here for advice. This is my most favorite forum to post on! This is my home!

originally posted by: Mousygretchen
a reply to: lazyfortress


I love Praying Mantees. I found a giant one one time.

I do too! They're freaky and cool at the same time and remind me of aliens. LOL

a reply to: SentientCentenarian

Trump, Trump, Trump. They all hate Hillary. Some don't want either. I just wish Mitt Romney could run again. He'd be better than the two combined in my opinion.

a reply to: lazyfortress

Most of the feminists want Hillary. I just wish they could all calm the heck down.