I Like This One Tenth Grader...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Start off by liking yourself. No one will ever like you if you don't like yourself.

I'm liking myself right now in a hotel room somewhere outside Pittsburgh.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We all 'like ourselves" in hotels right outside of Pittsburgh.

That's why I can never go back there.

a reply to: DBCowboy



Yeah, I'll probably not get the key to the city at this rate.

a reply to: lazyfortress

I am not good at starting conversations with girls, as all I love to talk about are aircraft, bugs/insects, satellites, Battlefield 3, Vietnam and the Gulf War, tanks, computers, and a few other things.

LOL! When I was her age, most of those didn't interest me at all. Maybe insects if they were interesting ones and not too creepy. Satellites might have caught my attention a little. Why don't you start with music, movies and books to start with? Ask her what her interests are and take it from there.


I'm sure we're glad we're done with the homework. I don't know how I ever survived and graduated high school! LOL

I found this on one of your posts from just a week ago -

"I'm a straight A student. I want to keep that until I'm finished with school and have a career. Then it's time to check out the ladies."

See how fast things change?

By the way, you've got the makings of a great writer, journalist or interviewer, kid. Keep it up. You've already got a whole bunch of jaded old fogies hanging on your every post (and doing your homework for you). Reminds me of Tom Sawyer for some reason... you don't have a fence that needs whitewashing, do ya?

a reply to: Night Star

When I was 15, if you wanted to impress a girl, you had running water and a horseless carriage.

Don't girls like ponies and stuff?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
When I was 15, if you wanted to impress a girl, you had running water and a horseless carriage.

First Base was a chaperoned date back then, wasn't it?

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I like my self. I love my self. I have pride, and a very big ego. So there's number 1. Number 2: I love millipedes, centipedes, beetles, cicadas, certain cockroaches, and walking sticks. I cannot tolerate spiders. When I see a spider, I grab the PRC-77 and call in an airstrike.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
When I was 15, if you wanted to impress a girl, you had running water and a horseless carriage.

First Base was a chaperoned date back then, wasn't it?

And side boob.

Chaperoned date and side boob.


not hers, mine

Wow. 2 more posts to go until I have 500 posts! I've posted a lot... I share no common interests with anyone at school, except for my friends.

But, I am good at humor. I think. What do you call an angle that got wrecked?

a reply to: lazyfortress

I'd say bring her a nice millipede. Chicks dig bugs that can crawl through their hair.

Very romantic.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

-__- Srsly?

a reply to: lazyfortress

Srsly.

Can't believe nobody is guessing the answer to my joke...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Don't make me... "roll in my 5.0". And do not ever make me continue down to A1A Beachfront avenue.

I Like This One Tenth Grader...

So the real question is....What techniques can I use to get in her pants. eh?



Be funny. Tell her the Joke about the cowboy and his horse painted yellow. Get's em every time.

a reply to: lazyfortress

You should also quote Vanilla Ice to this girl. I bet she would swoon, he has been known to induce the vapors.

a reply to: olaru12

I don't know that joke. And by the way, the answer to my joke (what do you call an angle that got wrecked) is a rectangle.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh boy! I can finally put my intense Vanilla Ice quoting skills to the test!

originally posted by: lazyfortress
Oh boy! I can finally put my intense Vanilla Ice quoting skills to the test!

You may wanna breakdance while you bust your Vanilla Ice moves.