posted on Jul, 11 2016 @ 04:41 PM
TEOT's first date advice.
1. Make a drinking game of it! Every time she gets up to "powder her nose" drag the server over and order one shot, one beer, and one wine. Try and
get the beer and shot done before she comes back! And always finish that wine!
2. Always talk about your previous girlfriends on every first date. And always cry when you get to the end of your story. That shows your new date
that you are the sensitive and caring type and not afraid of showing your feelings.
TEOT's advice on net activity. Who cares! It will be forgot about when the next Kardashion dumb thing happens anyway. Sex tape, naked dancing in the
downtown fountain, teasing wild life for you break through u-tube viral vid... it is all good!
If you wind up in jail... find the biggest guy you can (or woman) and give them a hug. Because your new best friend needs a hug! Usually during meal
time where everybody can see!
edit on 11-7-2016 by TEOTWAWKIAIFF because: wrong word usage