posted on Jul, 10 2016 @ 04:50 PM
Before ordering your food at a restaurant, inform the server that they will not be receiving a tip. Im not sure what it is, but my food is always more
'exotic' tasting when I say I don't tip.
When driving, it's perfectly fine to swerve into animals you dislike. Mainly opossums and raccoons (mischievous bastards). Avoid the cute fluffy ones
On a first date, always 'forget' your wallet. This way you can weed out poor people, and you'll save yourself the horror of walking into their home
that smells of cat piss and has 2 rusted out 1992 Buick regals in the front lawn for 'decoration'.
DON'T stay out of dark alleys. You might just meet your new best friend down there!