The Shed 6

originally posted by: Errollorre

Ah perfect Sir Errollorre of the shed! Now, where the hell have you been? LOL We need more of your story. I have to get my butt in gear and add to my story too. Good to see you!!!!!!!!!

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: schuyler

I like your new avatar. Your joining us rafting!

Opps: Hello Schuyler!!!

That's my dog, Moses. He was sure a sweetie. Wish I could raft. Headed for Vienna and Prague for a coupla weeks. That will be a long time w/o ATS! Then knee surgery, so I'm not gonna be exactly mobile for awhile! Gets me out of yard work, though.

a reply to: schuyler

But when you are resting and recuperating, you will have time to post

a reply to: Tiamat384


The sea air woke me the following morning as the floorboards of the ship creaked with my men's footsteps and the sails were set free, open to the sea. My men who squandered their small wealth on good cheers, vodka and beers, and women who they took to their beds on board and cast aside in the morn', but did not set free to walk on land. These men, wicked beasts, with only wealth on their mind and an insatiable lust for women and good cheer. Their heads must have been pounding, likely in rhythm with the waves of the sea that crashed heavily on our portside.

The ship set sail on the sea to Accasia a realm where I sought power and promised my men wealth and whatever woman they choose for the night and whatever amount of ale. These men were beasts and Accasia would soon learn my name and the nature of our mission.

The whores screamed out to be set free and they fell to their knees as land was lost in the distance and a deep blue was all they could see. My men worshiped gods and offered to the god of the sea a gift. The bodies and blood of the whores. The god cared not for them to be virgins, leftovers did fine. The servants of the god tailed us for they knew we brought treats. I always found it funny that some of the god's greatest servants were the most simple of beings. Sharks swam by us. The god was pleased and the men watched the sea turned red with blood.

Upon this note they began singing, all in good cheer. A song of their recent conquests and praises to the sea god. I eyed the sea ahead of us. Land. There was land there and we would take it!

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: 1984hasarrived


Yay, I am doing my laundry after all!

I don't think I have ever heard someone say that before

I love the hypocrisy This reminds me of the French Revolution so much. If memory serves me well.

Good writing Tiamat!

Schuyler, adorable dog! Good luck with the surgery when you have it!

Autorico, Yeah, I don't normally get excited about doing laundry, but I wanted it done and didn't think I'd get to it today while I had the energy to do it. LOL So now our clothes are washed, dried, folded, hung and all put away. That is on top of everything else I accomplished today. So yeah as weird as that sounded. I'm happy. LOL

Bug, you Sweet thing! You showed up again! It's our lucky day! How are you?????

a reply to: Night Star

Thanks. It's going to get darker and darker. If anyone thinks throwing women off a ship as sacrifice to the sharks is dark. Hah, light work

a reply to: Tiamat384

Don't forget the children!

a reply to: Autorico
No one will be left to live, but slaves and perhaps I will allow for towns, but trust me they will not have free lives. I plan on being as wicked as can be.

a reply to: Tiamat384


Just a reminder of the T&C's. Rules apply here as well as other threads. Be careful. K?

a reply to: Night Star
Heh. Massacres and such are not against. Besides. It is against T&C if it is vulgar and I don't really write like that. And eh.

a reply to: Tiamat384

Did you wish Springer a Happy Birthday????




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a reply to: Night Star
I just did. But if it isn't anyone significant, well then what. I did. Very simply. Didn't know it was his birthday. Another year managed to survive through the trials of life

a reply to: Tiamat384


Another year should always be celebrated. Not everyone has that.

a reply to: Night Star

I know. A post I made yesterday made that very clear.

a reply to: Tiamat384

I think our lust for carnage scared everyone away lol.

They're still here, they're just hiding all the knives and stuff.