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The Be Careful What You Wish For Thread

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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 03:43 PM
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a reply to: dollukka

Wish granted. You see the lottery numbers clearly in your mind: 4, 17, 29, 56, 67.

Unfortunately, your moment of clairvoyance has caused a raging case of dyscalculia. You fill out the lotto form again and again, with all of the numbers backwards. You become hysterical, screaming to the clerk that you know the numbers. Why won't she give you the ticket!

The clerk fears for your sanity, and calls the police. You are placed on a 7 day psychiatric hold, missing your chance to become a multi-millionaire.



I wish I had a free pass to an amazing sushi restaurant.




posted on May, 13 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

LOL
Your wish is granted.. free pass comes through kitchen where you have to wash hundreds of plates.. and next to you is a trash can which has yesterday´s rotten fish..
Bon appetite


I wish to find Atlantis



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: berenike

I wish I could go back in the Navy ...



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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a reply to: dollukka

oooppps ..you found it!! now your stuck with media crap...and endless rights claims from countries etc...


I wish I could go back in the Navy...and play again
hahahah



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: Krypto1
I wish I could go back in the Navy...and play again
hahahah



Granted but it's the Swiss Navy


I wish I had a glitter ball.
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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 04:15 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Hahaha I guess ...I should not question fate...but wow..the women







posted on May, 13 2016 @ 04:26 PM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Krypto1
I wish I could go back in the Navy...and play again
hahahah



Granted but it's the Swiss Navy


I wish I had a glitter ball.



Winner!!!





posted on May, 13 2016 @ 04:32 PM
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a reply to: Krypto1

So cruel.

What's your new wish?

ETA:

I'd better make a wish for Krypto1 to keep things moving along.

Krypto wishes to experience life as a Bumble Bee.


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posted on May, 13 2016 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Wish granted, and so:

I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee -

I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee -

I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm lickin' up my baby bumble bee -

I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm barfin' up my baby bumble bee -

I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wipin' up my baby bumble bee -

I'm wringin' out my baby bumble bee
Won't my Mommy be so proud of me
I'm wringing out my baby bumble bee -
Bye-Bye baby bumble bee!



I wish I had front row tickets to Wrestlemania.



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 05:32 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

Granted but it's a tag match and you've been tagged.

I wish I had a rocking chair.



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 05:38 PM
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a reply to: berenike

granted your in a rock band ...this is getting silly hahahah






I wish I could review the crap I do ..and see what happens ..then go back and fix it!!! hahahah


beat that!! LOL!!



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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a reply to: Krypto1

Granted but it teaches you the error of your ways and you become a reformed character.

I wish I could climb in the Himalayas.



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 08:18 PM
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Granted but you are captured by Yetis and they keep you as a pet.

I wish I could fly on a dragon.



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 08:23 PM
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a reply to: Starcrossd

I wish I could fly on a dragon


Granted.

But, you have to give me a lift to Swansea, UK

I wish I could save the world.

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posted on May, 14 2016 @ 04:54 AM
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Granted but there is a price to pay - in order to save the World, you have to sacrifice Swansea.

I wish that all politicians had necks as long as a giraffe.



posted on May, 15 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: berenike
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Granted but there is a price to pay - in order to save the World, you have to sacrifice Swansea.

I wish that all politicians had necks as long as a giraffe.



Granted, but since politicians are largely spineless, they have no means to hold themselves upright, collapsing to the floor instantly. This creates an inconvenient tripping hazard.

I wish that my daughter ate her vegetables without complaint.



posted on May, 15 2016 @ 05:50 PM
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a reply to: MiddleInitial

Granted. Not only does she eat her vegetables, she also eats all of YOUR vegetables. You get scurvy. It's not pretty.


I wish I could finish my latest novel.



posted on May, 15 2016 @ 06:21 PM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

Granted but when it's published the last page is missing.

I wish that I could visit the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.



posted on May, 15 2016 @ 06:27 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Granted but, due to shrinking the ship you got there on it has fallen out of your pocket and into your soup leaving it non operational and I think you may have eaten it.

I wish I could build a bridge across the ocean.



posted on May, 15 2016 @ 06:32 PM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Granted but it's a rainbow bridge and the way is blocked by unicorns.

I wish I hadn't eaten that soup the tiny rocket had quite a lot of fuel left in it...




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