The Be Careful What You Wish For Thread

a reply to: Tiamat384

I wish humans could not be so stupid..and have for thought..

and you can't hold a dragon..

a reply to: Krypto1

NVM. Abscht got it.

originally posted by: Atsbhct
I wish I lived in gardening zone 7 or above.

Granted but the smell of fertilizer is quite overpowering.

I wish I could understand what the birds are singing about during the dawn chorus.

a reply to: berenike
Granted. You learn they are cursing without end and plan on fulfilling the prophecy. (The Birds film)

I wish I could see my future.

originally posted by: Krypto1
I wish humans could not be so stupid..and have for thought..

Granted but they only think about food all day and society collapses.

(Would you grant some wishes, please, so that less of them get lost in the dialogue).

I still wish for Unicorns.

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish I could see my future.

Granted but it's so exciting you can't concentrate on the present. And so your exciting future is jeopardised.

Unicorns for me, please.

a reply to: berenike
Oh...well I didn't want an exciting one anyways

Unicorns, hmm. Oh fine I'll grant it. You see the one and only unicorn that has ever existed and ever will exist in your neighbors yard. Your neighbor, feeling endangered, shoots it dead.

I wish for a beautiful wife and three great children.

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish for a beautiful wife and three great children.

Granted but my paranoid neighbour moves in next door to you and your wife and kids spend rather too much time with him admiring the Unicorn. In fact they like it so much over there they decide to stay.

I wish I had a Bentley.

a reply to: berenike
That sounds like my family left me for him

Granted. Cops come and put you in jail for grand theft auto.

I wish I were immortal.

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish I were immortal.

Granted but you're not too happy in a few billion years when the World ends.

I wish I had self-washing clothes.

a reply to: berenike
Granted, but when you spill some coffee on your clothes while out in public you realize it isn't good to have self cleaning clothes as oftentimes they go off of you to clean and you remain naked.

I wish all my work for an eternity were complete.

a reply to: Tiamat384

Granted... But Then You No Longer Have A Job. And Starve To Death.

I Wish I Was In Trouble...

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish all my work for an eternity were complete.

Granted but you get so bored you start to realise the value of hard work.

I wish I was good at arithmetic.

a reply to: Pinocchio
Well then...Granted. You are in Hell for not sparing me some change for food.

I wish I had a dollar.

a reply to: Tiamat384

Granted... But Then You Owe The Loanshark Two Before Weeks End.

I Wish This Game Didn't Shatter All Our Hopes And Dream...

a reply to: Pinocchio
Granted. This game is your dream and thus the more you play the more your hopes and dreams persist, but you realize that is a horrible thing to be dreaming and hoping for.

I wish I had two dollars. And a sandwich.

originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish all my work for an eternity were complete.

Granted but you get so bored you start to realise the value of hard work.

I wish I was good at arithmetic.

Granted... But Then You Become So Amazed By Adding You Waste Your Life Away Adding Them Up To See Where It Ends. Unfortunately You End Before They Do.

I Wish I Was A Necromancer....

originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish I had two dollars. And a sandwich.

Granted but the sandwich makes you ill and you need the two dollars for medicine.

a reply to: berenike
Ugh...I needed the two dollars for the loan shark!

originally posted by: Pinocchio
I Wish I Was A Necromancer....

Granted, what could possibly go wrong

I wish I'd already made that cup of tea I'm gasping for.