The Be Careful What You Wish For Thread

a reply to: Krypto1

hey you're supposed to grant my wish! haha

originally posted by: Starcrossd



I wish I could go to New Zealand.

Granted but you can only stay if you give all the sheep a Hongi.

I'll still wish I knew the secret of the universe.

originally posted by: Starcrossd
a reply to: Krypto1

hey you're supposed to grant my wish! haha

Let me work on that hahahah

we need a bit of drama first be4 we go..

originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Starcrossd



I wish I could go to New Zealand.

Granted but you can only stay if you give all the sheep a Hongi.

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LOLLOL!!!!

a reply to: Starcrossd

Just a little help

A hongi is a traditional Māori greeting in New Zealand. It is done by pressing one's nose and forehead (at the same time) to another person at an encounter.

I wish the sky was purple with green spots.

Your wish has been granted, but the sudden change caused widespread panic, culminating in martial law around the world.

I wish that cigarettes were a health/beauty product.

originally posted by: MiddleInitial




I wish that cigarettes were a health/beauty product.

Granted but nicotine yellow becomes the new beauty ideal.

I still wish I knew the Secret of the Universe.

a reply to: berenike

Your wish is granted but, when you find out (that you are a robot) you will self destruct immediately.

I wish that I lived in the UK (if only briefly).

a reply to: Starcrossd

Tequila Sunrise Eagles New Zealand Live

hey who would go to all this trouble.. I think you got part of your wish..

originally posted by: TNMockingbird



I wish that I lived in the UK (if only briefly).

Granted but you can only get the Brits to talk about the weather and by the time you leave you think it's a fascinating topic of conversation and can't wait to talk about it when you get home...

I wish I could still eat Jammie Dodgers.

originally posted by: berenike
I wish I could still eat Jammie Dodgers.

Eat all that you want except, they are now filled with the toe jam...

(ewww gross!)

I wish that the earth WAS hollow and I could fall in!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I think I like you ..flame on!!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird




I wish that the earth WAS hollow and I could fall in!

Granted but you land on the inner Sun - ouch.

I wish I could water ski.

originally posted by: berenike
I wish I could water ski.

Granted but, all the water on earth has evaporated and you try to ski anyway so on your maiden ski (through the desert) you run over a mermaid which are now an endangered species so...you're screwed! You begin a long an arduous legal journey that ends with your ski boat being confiscated, a harsh divorce (due to financial struggles), and 18 months hard labor.
Sorry

I wish I could talk weather with the Brits!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I wish I could talk weather with the Brits!

Granted - punishment enough

I wish there were Unicorns.

a reply to: berenike

just wish you never heard of the game.

I wish I could wish I could wish a wish that would get me in trouble ..and then I would attack that which is not good

a reply to: Krypto1
ERROR COMPUTING WISH: Access Granted; Wish Successful
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You are now in a prison cell 17.
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You are in trouble for wishing.
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I wish I had an energy drink to stay awake.

I wish I could post about God's Juice without it being binned...


SLAINTE!!!!!!!!!!

a reply to: Tiamat384

Wish granted...but the excess caffeine causes a fatal heart attack.

I wish I lived in gardening zone 7 or above.