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The Be Careful What You Wish For Thread

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posted on May, 12 2016 @ 05:48 AM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Pinocchio
I Wish I Was A Necromancer....



I wish I'd already made that cup of tea I'm gasping for.


Granted... But Then You Remembered Pinocchio Is Liar.

I Wish I Could Extreme Coupon At The Market...
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posted on May, 12 2016 @ 05:58 AM
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a reply to: Pinocchio

Wish granted. TLC documentarians follow you incessantly to capture your process. In the meantime, they discover your strange addiction: eating cat turds.
Now your family won't talk to you; and no dentists will go near you.


I wish I could always find an adventure.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 06:24 AM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
I wish I could always find an adventure.


Granted but there will always be an important piece of equipment missing. Be careful if you go skydiving


I wish I could meet an orang utan.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 07:00 AM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Atsbhct
I wish I could always find an adventure.



I wish I could meet an orang utan.


Granted... But It's A Female... Protected By Her Clan. You Get Too Close And The Clan Swarms On You... Beating You To Death.

I Wish Everyone Had Common Sense...



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 07:54 AM
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a reply to: Pinocchio

Wish granted. ATS is now non-existent.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 08:15 AM
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originally posted by: Pinocchio
I Wish Everyone Had Common Sense...


Granted but the world gets very boring and everyone blames you.

I'll make a wish for Atsbhct since she didn't leave one. Let's see, she likes adventure so let's wish she could go shark watching

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posted on May, 12 2016 @ 08:31 AM
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Ok... So... Her Wish Is Granted. But... The Sharks Never Come And She Ends Up Wasting A Whole Day Of Her Life Watching The Waves.

Now. I Wish I Didn't Have To Shave Everyday.
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posted on May, 12 2016 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: Pinocchio


Now. I Wish I Didn't Have To Shave Everyday.


Granted but you've grown super strong hair all over your head and body and the only way to get rid of it is with a blowtorch.

I wish something was invented to make heavy things temporarily lighter.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 10:33 AM
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a reply to: berenike

Granted. Everything is now 10 grams lighter, but the force of gravity had inscreased by 100%.

I wish I could fly.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: Tiamat384
I wish I could fly.


Granted but you can only fly in one direction - downwards.

I wish I knew more about the rivers of the World.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 05:43 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Your wish is granted, but it's resistance to being turned against you caused a giant sucking sound of people leaving the thread.

Come to think of it, I wish I knew more about rivers, too.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 07:07 PM
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a reply to: MiddleInitial

Wish granted. You have drowned in every river.

I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted and back as I want.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 07:31 PM
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a reply to: Tiamat384

Granted, but there is a witch trial revival after one of your indiscreet reappearings.

I wish that I would have finished college. And high school.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 07:42 PM
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Granted, but there is a witch trial revival after one of your indiscreet reappearings.
I wish that I would have finished college. And high school.


Granted, you have finished both high school and college and quickly realize that those degrees mean little as most of the people running the show are a bunch of educated idiots.

I wish I was in Swansea this weekend!



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 09:16 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I wish I was in Swansea this weekend!


Granted but you've been turned into a rugby ball and will be flung about and fought over by about thirty beefy men*

I wish that I could instantaneously travel to wherever I want to go.


*thank me later



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 09:44 PM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I wish I was in Swansea this weekend!

Granted but you've been turned into a rugby ball and will be flung about and fought over by about thirty beefy men*
I wish that I could instantaneously travel to wherever I want to go.
*thank me later



Thank you!
*bows*

Granted but, unfortunately, your time is limited to 5 minutes per place.
Make it fast!

I wish I was going to be completely alone in the classroom tomorrow!



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 09:49 PM
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a reply to: berenike

Wish granted, but when you meant to focus on a pizzeria in Naples...your brain betrayed you and thought, "Know what would be cool? SPACE!"
Floating in nothingness, it takes you a moment before you realize what happened. It's too late.
On the plus side, you inspired an Oscar winning short film called, "Space: No Helmet".


I wish I didn't think of my baby as a tiny t-rex floating in my uterus.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 10:01 PM
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originally posted by: Atsbhct
I wish I didn't think of my baby as a tiny t-rex floating in my uterus.


Granted but you now think of him/her as the Alien.



posted on May, 12 2016 @ 10:05 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I wish I was going to be completely alone in the classroom tomorrow!


Granted but all the students are right outside the door and windows and they're armed with pitchforks.

I wish I was more musical.



posted on May, 13 2016 @ 03:34 PM
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Granted.. but everytime you talk your legs do some irish step dancing



I wish i could see this weekends lottery numbers beforehand



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