I challenge you to...

a reply to: Quantum12
Dave thought that the worst part of being a human/dog hybrid was having to crap outside. If only there was a comfortable way to squat on a toilet without falling in.
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a reply to: Skid Mark


Yikes, lol!

My chocolate horse is constipated again. Before my friends come over for dinner I will clean you out good. Don't tell my friends that your really not a chocolate horse.

Next, the hot dog!

originally posted by: Quantum12

Next, the hot dog!

The Sausage:

Filled throughout
With ears and snout
Topped up with spice
So it tastes nice
Throw in some sawdust from off the floor
A right tasty meal, that's for sure



New subject: Sunny days

a reply to: berenike
I don't know how to play! Is it supposed to be a poem?

originally posted by: berenike
New subject: Sunny days

Sunny beach days are the best!
Keep the snow, rain, and all the rest.
Lounge in the sun to get a tan
and perhaps even find a man?

If you can dive in the ocean blue
make sure you swim with the dolphins too.
Be careful and use sunscreen and lots of it!
Sunburn on your fanny can give you a fit.

Next challenge: Flying

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Flying... Is My Reson For Crying...
I Have Hopes Of Not Dying...
My Fear Of Heights Reminds Me I'm Trying....
To Stay On The Ground Where My Sanity Is Flying...


Next: Cuddles

a reply to: berenike

Sunny Days:

Sunny days and yellow dreams at night,
Take me away on a flight,
From all the sunlight,
I have tear filled nights,
So maybe, I'll get some,
Sleep tonight.

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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: berenike



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Ever since My owner got shrunken from a Drunken Wizard, I have to keep reminding Myself to NOT drag her around at the end of My leash!


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a reply to: SyxPak

Hi I am a good girl, I am potty trained and even can rub you back, my name is Charolett.

My cousin is Wilber. Now close the door so I can do my business!


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originally posted by: SyxPak

The spider sighed with relief that he'd made it to the loo on time.

'How kind' he thought that the rest of the queue had let him go first, although he didn't quite understand the stampede. Perhaps another lavatory had suddenly become vacant in the opposite direction?

New subject: playing ball

originally posted by: Quantum12



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There was a good turn out for the works outing at the plastic factory this year.



New subject: beside the sea

a reply to: Timely

Image if he had a wet fart