I challenge you to...

a reply to: Martin75

LOL, good rhyme. You turn to pick what to write about!

a reply to: Quantum12
I keep forgetting the next picture!

a reply to: Martin75

I drank and drank my night away,
I even thought you would stay,
Most of the time you brighten my day,
Even when you have nothing to say,
Come back please and I will give you some pay!

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a reply to: Quantum12

I am a bird with no wing
I can't even sing
Too big for a bird house
Can I just be a mouse?

a reply to: Martin75

Robot robot hit the spot,
Tell me tell me about the tot,
If you love me blink your eyes,
When you said to me goodbye,
I cried and cried!

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a reply to: Quantum12

I am a chicken McNugget who likes to eat popcorn.
I eat it when I go to sleep, I eat it first thing in the morn.
There is nothing better in the world for lunch,
than a whole bushel of corn, that I cook, and then munch!


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a reply to: SyxPak

OMGEE, your funny!

Wow Syx you made a beer,
I knew you were in the clear,

How was the dear?
Oh it was a bear?

I see you in the mirror!

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a reply to: Quantum12

Dragon Mirror I see there on the wall,
Who is the baddest assed Dragon of them all?
Why You are Syx, ask anyone in the Mall,
If they reply not as You want, just Flame them all...

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a reply to: SyxPak
Yo, i tried to copy Ben Franklin and my brain got fried.
Now I will fly a brick to undo the brain fry!


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originally posted by: Quantum12

Ivan hoped his new bride would relax a bit before their wedding night.


New subject: steam locomotive

originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: Quantum12

Ivan hoped his new bride would relax a bit before their wedding night.


New subject: steam locomotive

OMG B! That's so freakin' funny!!!!

a reply to: berenike
Your writing about the horse was really funny!!


As I drive on the track all I hear is clickety clack,
Chooch where are you I am posing on the track,
The other day my poor friend turned over on his back,
As a choo choo train I would love to sit on you lap.

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a reply to: berenike

OMFG Beren!! That's a riot! LMFAO!!!
Good to see You again BTW!

a reply to: SyxPak
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a reply to: Quantum12

The pink blink house,
Was it colored with ink?
I threw a rock at the pink house and it made a clink,
Did it drink pink ink,
I think the pink house gave me a wink,
It sure did not stink as I cooked a link,
Well pink house please don't sink,


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a reply to: Quantum12

I woke up with a mushroom head
When I got outa bed
Tomorrow I might try a bowl cut
Don't wanna get stuck in a hair rut

*on mobile next subject rubix cube

a reply to: Martin75

Nice one above lol!



Twisting and turning
Your cube burning
You're breaking the cube
The cube meant you no harm
Think you're so clever
But now you must solve the cube

You're breaking the cube
The cube loves no one else

Raised by my cube
Cube of the day

That was the way
She was the girl cube
Left alone in a cube
Feeling the need to be a green cube
To make me her home inside a cube

The twilight of love had arrived, now your twisting and turning and my cube is burning your breaking the cube of love.

Modified Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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a reply to: Quantum12

When She last saw Her mate He was a ghecko in the sand.
Before that He was Human, They walked hand in hand.
Now He must've angered the Witch some more,
For He is now a Camel,
what has the Witch for Him next in store?

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a reply to: SyxPak

LOL, you are good!

SyxPak and I were out on a crazy Island, we were hunting for food. Our ship hit rocks so we swam to shore.

While we were hunting SyxPak found a red X. As they say X marks the spot. Quickly SyxPak and I dug and dug with our hands. We found gold lots of gold and we were so happy and rich.

Then Syx looked at me and said hey we're stuck on a island what good will all this gold do for us.


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a reply to: Quantum12

The cannibal ate the barbequed fore arm without even a care.
The man behind Him snuck up to light on fire His hair!

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