I challenge you to...

a reply to: SyxPak
Ok that was just flat out art of words! I really enjoy your writing!!!

a reply to: Martin75

LOL, your funny too!!!

originally posted by: Quantum12

Next challenge is to write about this photo! No photos are needed!

For my gang initiation, I had to pick the whitest guy I could find, beat him up and take his shoes. As it happened, there was a grand opening of a new McDonald's on my block.

I'm just glad I didn't have to fight the big purple guy.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Big bird wishes to mate with you.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

LOL, that was great Mr. Doom,

Next challenge is

a reply to: Quantum12

LOL!!! Hey I gotta go. Real life stuff and all. Someone else can do the Dragon.
THis is gonna be a fun page!!! You all take it easy and have a good one!! Laters Taters!! LOL!!

a reply to: Timely




Little girl is thinking:

I know where I'm gonna park this bike when I get off.

a reply to: Quantum12

I knew this would not work with out drifting. But dragon you say?

One day the little boy would not drink his milk in the morning. His mother told him to drink it and he said no.
So she said come on honey it's 'dragon milk". He replied, where do you get dragon milk from, to which she replied 'from cows with short legs" silly boy.

Next.,,,,,,Nazi's in Heaven.

a reply to: Quantum12

Roses are red, and they have a sweet smell.
Barney is freaking annoying as hell.

a reply to: ColeYounger
LOL, You must have kids!

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

LOL, That was great!!'

I forgot to add a picture so someone else could post a response.....good luck with this one

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Nazi's in Heaven.

There's a Fuhrer who's surer, all that glitters is gold,
And he's buying a stairway to heaven.

a reply to: Martin75

It's a mini R2, but where is C3P0?
The chicks are a-singing, with a chirp
and a cheep-ee-oh.

a reply to: Martin75

Star in a big movie, get chicks

originally posted by: Timely
My android is my achilles heel,

I am a sad clown
I sit and stare at my dad’s frown turned half way ‘round
And we are going clear across town
Is ice cream really worth this?

[eta: Q12, too late, I know! But have to share! rofl]

originally posted by: Quantum12

OK, here's cab fare for you, and I am never mixing tequila and whiskey again.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

OMGEE, that was so funny lol

a reply to: Quantum12

Ok the next one,

Oh no shark your a horse,
I liked you better in the sea,
Now you can run and bite me.

Shark horse says
No no Quantum I am not after you,
I am chasing a fisherman who made a do do,
He yucked up my water and ran away,
See you Quantum have a good day.


Next challenge is the potty trained kitty

a reply to: Quantum12

Privacy please
Everyone can't see

Do you close the door
I won't let you any more
If you watch me pee
Then when it's your turn I can see