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God Did It! The rest is post modern chatter!

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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: Quantum12

What about messianic Jews?
What do they believe?


That Fred could also be a George or a Tracy!




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:55 PM
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Jesus denying himself being god to the Jews.
Jews ended up believing he was god.

Is that some weird, adult version of Opposite Day? (Look it up on YouTube)

I can deny I'm a goat till I'm blue in the face, it doesn't make me a goat.

You really don't see how hilariously funny that argument is?



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

Orthodox Jews stick a paper bag on the head of their wife before sex.
And ultra-Orthodox Jews are so concerned about modesty that they have sex through a hole in a sheet.

Lucky for me I am not orthodox!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:58 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

So it's kinda like a glory hole?

(If you don't know what that is, DON'T google it. Trust me lol)



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:00 PM
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a reply to: 5StarOracle

Messianic Judaism believes that Jesus is the Jewish Messiah and "God the Son" (one person of the Trinity), and that the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament) and the New Testament both are authoritative scriptures.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:00 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

LOL



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:02 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

Ok like porkeys the movie.

I googled it lol



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:03 PM
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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: TerryDon79

Ok like porkeys the movie.

I googled it lol


Yeah!

The shower scene.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:05 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

If you deny you have a, um, Johnson (is that the right word?) enough times does that mean you then have a, um, inverted Johnson?

(I'm so trying to keep this as clean as possible while killing myself laughing)



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:09 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I'm still waiting for the great Oracle to provide evidence of the Marys lineage to David. Oy vey this thread is too much fun.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:11 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I know that thing it has a mole on it.

Ok you made me spit my Effen vodka on my shirt!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: Joecanada11

Oy Vay, are you Jewish too?



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:13 PM
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originally posted by: Joecanada11
a reply to: TerryDon79

I'm still waiting for the great Oracle to provide evidence of the Marys lineage to David. Oy vey this thread is too much fun.


Good luck with that.

Atleast Fred is still Fred. I don't think he liked being a George.

I also don't think I'd like an *ahem* inverted Johnson.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:13 PM
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a reply to: Joecanada11

אתה לפצח אותי . אתה מצחיק



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:15 PM
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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: TerryDon79

I know that thing it has a mole on it.
at least the mole doesn't live in a hole. Just above a hole though.

Ok you made me spit my Effen vodka on my shirt!wasn't me! It was Fred's sister!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:17 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

LOL ok I am going back to the shed where you belong lol



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:19 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Nah I just threw that in there for you. Now I'm going to have to Google translate your other message lol. I've been asked if I'm Jewish 100 times because of my curly black hair though.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 10:22 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Why thank you. I got it from my mother.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 11:18 PM
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a reply to: Joecanada11

Joachim and Anna


Ss. Joachim and Anna, grandparents of Christ, with their daughter the Ever-virgin Mary.
The holy and righteous Joachim and Anna are the parents of the Theotokos, the grandparents of Jesus Christ. Their feast day is celebrated on September 9, following the Nativity of the Theotokos; the dormition of St. Anna is commemorated on July 25.
St. Joachim was of the tribe of Judah, and a descendant of King David. St. Anna was the daughter of Matthan the priest, of the tribe of Levi as was Aaron the High Priest.

orthodoxwiki.org...

Looks like I was telling the truth...



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 11:27 PM
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a reply to: 5StarOracle

That's funny because neither of them are mentioned in the bible at all. Considering they also had a similar story to that of Abraham and Sarah you think it would have been mentioned in the bible.

Nope that's proof of nothing. Merely added folklore to dispel the contradictory geneology story found in Luke and Matthew. Nice try though.




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