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God Did It! The rest is post modern chatter!

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posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:32 PM
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originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: TerryDon79

Well guess you have to prove you are right that Jesus is not God...
And that Mary was a slut...
Are you proud of yourself?


No I don't. I've just told you I'm God.

If you believe the book you must now believe me. After all, that's what he did.




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:32 PM
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a reply to: 5StarOracle

Jesus had a God...

Thus he was not God in the flesh

He was the son of God, as HE actually said... not God as others claimed...




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:34 PM
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a reply to: Akragon

The Father and I are one...

Jesus said he was God...



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:35 PM
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a reply to: 5StarOracle

No... no he didn't...

One mind... Not one and the same...

thats called Christian dogma... in reality he never once claimed to be God

In fact HE said specifically that he had a God...


edit on 26-4-2016 by Akragon because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:36 PM
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originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: Akragon

The Father and I are one...

Jesus said he was God...


So Jesus/God time travelled to impregnate Mary?

Or did the Angel catch up with older Jesus, get him to "deposit a load" in a cup, go back before he was conceived and "popped it in" Mary?

Either one sounds totally plausible after about 7 beers.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:37 PM
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a reply to: Akragon

But duuuuuuuuude!!!

Space travelling Jesus/God/Angel with inter-species mating!

Need I say more?



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:43 PM
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Wow, i didn't realise that TerryDon - congratulations on the promotion. Who woulda thunk it, a deity in our midst!!

So if I say I am someone can I be that person too like you? If you are God surely it will be ok if you say so.




originally posted by: TerryDon79

originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: TerryDon79

Was Jesus not Human?
Therefore God is human. (Google how different species can't mate)

He said he was God...
ok. I'm God. Does that make me God now?

Mary was Virgin they didn't have sex...
according to her. How many kids out there swore they were still virgins when in fact they were putting it out more than a McDonald's worker puts out clean trays?

ETA: You edited.


Because he was more than just human this invalidates nothing
So is superman. Guess what? Superman makes more sense.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:43 PM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

Sure. It doesn't have to be monotheistic.

Have some free God beers



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:45 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

mate, you are the best deity evah!!!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:46 PM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

Just bear this in mind.

I won't do ANYTHING from now on. I'm just gonna gospel and chill.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:48 PM
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as long as you pass out free beers, I am cool with you.

a reply to: TerryDon79



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:50 PM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

I'll get my son to do it. He can make lots of beers out of few beers. And sandwiches.



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: 1984hasarrived

The funniest is my friend, he is a Jehoviah Witness.
Now I don't see him anymore because I made a Satan joke to him! Now he does not come knocking at my door!



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:56 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

When will you be proving Jesus is not God?
That Mary was a slut...
And that you are God?



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 08:57 PM
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originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: TerryDon79

When will you be proving Jesus is not God?
Don't have to. I'm God. Take my word for it.

That Mary was a slut...
See above

And that you are God?
See above



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:01 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I don't believe you...
Prove it...
Have you ever told your doctor about your claim?



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: 5StarOracle
a reply to: TerryDon79

I don't believe you...
meh. No biggie

Prove it...
I AM GOD! Proof enough?

Have you ever told your doctor about your claim?
I don't have a doctor. God don't need no doctor. Pffft!
edit on 2642016 by TerryDon79 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:04 PM
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a reply to: TerryDon79

I'll be your Dr. Now pull off your pants and cough? Ok your G-d



posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:05 PM
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originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: TerryDon79

I'll be your Dr. Now pull off your pants and cough? Ok your G-d


Hey 5star? ^proof




posted on Apr, 26 2016 @ 09:06 PM
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a reply to: Akragon

That I can agree with. In fact one scripture says that someone called him good teacher and Jesus replied "why do you call me good there is nobody good except for God". Therefore he certainly wasn't claiming to be God as they say.



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