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I Guess I'm Married Now

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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:28 AM
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Sounds like high school




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 09:03 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Something is very wrong there...I'd watch out....there are a lot of scams learned in prison....

This all sounds really scary to me.....tread lightly. Hey....and call an attorney. You could be getting set up and could lose everything.

PS Sex and marriage are 2 different things. One doesn't require the other...



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Sweet all the fun with no commitment go for it bud




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 09:47 AM
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First night of the honeymoon was awesome. I do look like I tangled with a bobcat. Just superficial.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Best of luck to you-you're gonna need it.

Nothing beats companionship and it seems you may have found your companion. She is the Milo to your Otis. The Cat woman to your Batman, The Mary Jane to your Peter Parker-wait a minute...those are my vows! I had better start wooing a lass before someone steals my nerdy yet romantic words.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 10:34 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

If you looked like you had just had a spa weekend, I would have to call you a slacker, and tell you to get back in there until you at least bleed a little...




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 11:01 AM
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This sounds awesome. What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 11:09 AM
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Definitely subscribing to this thread for lulz. Pass the popcorn!


Congrats?
edit on 1/14/2016 by kosmicjack because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 11:20 AM
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Needs a youtube channel :p



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 11:28 AM
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She's on parole for 11 months. I think she just needs a friend to help her keep her nose clean. Plus she has a lot of catching up to do, if you know what I mean. I feel man enough for the task.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 12:47 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

skunkape give her the big IF you loved me you would honey



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 03:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Question: Was alcohol and/or illicit substances involved with the decision making process?
Does whiskey count as alcohol? I count it as one of the food groups.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 03:08 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
Does whiskey count as alcohol? I count it as one of the food groups.


Yes, particularly if it is unfiltered. More nutrients for the body.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 03:28 PM
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Gotta prep for the next round. A shower is in order. I smell like the docks.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 09:33 PM
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good to know she's out of prison now



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 10:00 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

A question for you...were you drunk when this "wedding" occurred?



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 11:46 PM
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originally posted by: yeahright
This sounds awesome. What could possibly go wrong?

Good luck.


Just....
can't.....



posted on Jan, 16 2016 @ 03:16 AM
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originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: skunkape23

What happened to that Brazilian one?
We're still friends and drinking buddies. Good wing man.



posted on Jan, 16 2016 @ 03:17 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: skunkape23

A question for you...were you drunk when this "wedding" occurred?
Absolutely.



posted on Jan, 19 2016 @ 09:37 AM
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This will be another lesson in life for you.



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