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I Guess I'm Married Now

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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 01:50 AM
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It's been a strange few days.
A girl friend I haven't spoken with or heard from in many years, she's been in prison, just dropped in on me.
We hung out for a bit. Had a few drinks.
Next thing I know she asks me if I want to get married.
I tell her I kind of like living alone in my own place.
She tells me she has her own place and also prefers it that way.
Long story short, she tells me I'm her husband and she is my wife. I was not given much of a choice.
I didn't say no. This should be an adventure. She is a looker.




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 01:56 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

How the times have changed my friend!






posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:12 AM
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Why does she need to be married ? Did she tell someone she was married and now needs someone to play along ? Is it for her parole officers sake...and please don't actually get married as you may be liable for her back bills (if she has any ) .and a whole lot of other crap that may be coming down the pipeline ....but I can't help but think there an angle as to WHY she needs to be married or has to be married. ??
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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:16 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

If you're like me you probably don't have enough blood to support an erection and a fully functioning brain at the same time so I suggest you be careful. Maybe she learned a new scam on the inside haha, I know blokes that have picked up new ideas for their crime escapades from other prisoners. So yeah, make sure you aren't just thinking with lil Skunky Jr down there and getting blindsided.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:31 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Sounds exciting.

Look back on this thread in 2 months...


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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:35 AM
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Run.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:38 AM
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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 02:43 AM
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I will just roll with the punches. Take'em as they come.
To her credit, my dog really likes her.
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posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 04:21 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

What happened to that Brazilian one?



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 04:29 AM
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The dog counts for a lot.

Whether you are "married" for a few hours every couple days, or something more soul crushing and often, I wish you well.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 04:47 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

i think that this " marriage " gig is slightly more complex than " we are married because i say we are "

i recall a very interesting late night conversation with a US circuit judge - and caan you officiate at your wown wedding - was one of the saner questions we asked him as we attempted to get the jist of US law

the answer was - no



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 05:10 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Well, congratulations.

And watch your caboose.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 05:35 AM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I will just roll with the punches. Take'em as they come.
To her credit, my dog really likes her.


How romantic, good to see romance is still alive and well



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 05:51 AM
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Strange lack of emotion from either of you there. Evidently, you are made for one another. The wind never stops blowing, you know.



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 05:53 AM
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Dare we ask why she was in prison?



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 06:02 AM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

Lol. That was my question. Hopefully not because she is a "black widow"....




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 06:20 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

do you get a tax break under these circumstances tho? You might as well get it done on paper to get the tax benefits.. especially if you both prefer living by yourselves anyway. Mutually beneficial "marital" relationship.
Congrats to ya, ya newlywed



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 06:33 AM
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Skunk! Where might you be registered? We would like to send you a nice gift!!




posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:01 AM
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a reply to: Atsbhct

wrong question :

what did her previous husbands die off ????????????

might be more pertinant



posted on Jan, 14 2016 @ 08:11 AM
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Question: Was alcohol and/or illicit substances involved with the decision making process?




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