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Scientists Say Smelling Farts May Prevent Cancer...I knew it!

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posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 07:01 PM
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originally posted by: rockpaperhammock
a reply to: jude11

not be that guy but... i totally remember this being posted!!!

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Nothing wrong with seeing it again though as its really interesting

That's the thing, flatulence threads tend to be repetitive, a bit like 'talking heads' or old farts talking.




posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 07:34 PM
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With this new information, I expect the price of gas to go up.



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 07:43 PM
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I just thought of something. Could this be called the Dutch oven treatment?



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 07:48 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
I just thought of something. Could this be called the Dutch oven treatment?


Erum, you're one to talk!



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 07:55 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
I just thought of something. Could this be called the Dutch oven treatment?


With a name like Skid Mark?

I think we're past the oven part...


Jude11



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 08:24 PM
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This thread rates right up there in greatness with my "Celebrity Boob Cheese" thread that was thrown down into the cellar of below, way below top secret. Farts can save your life? Life from you Ass? It's the circle of life man! It's beautiful! Break wind and live!



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 08:31 PM
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a reply to: openyourmind1262

Hey openyourmind, there's nothing sad with figuring out the self healing mechanisms of our complex anatomy.

Open your mind, your butt and inhale.
Exhale.
Repeat.



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 08:58 PM
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So I was on a Bradley for 6 months in Iraq with this guy who KEPT stealing chow...
I should be immortal then...didn't do much for COPD he must have scorched my LUNGS...



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 08:59 PM
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This research was conducted and is being promoted for only one reason.

Legalized Medicinal Jenkem



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 10:23 PM
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a reply to: smurfy

No kidding. I don't know what I ate but I could give a LOT of treatments today.



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 10:25 PM
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a reply to: jude11

You could say that. If gas chamber wasn't a something referring to a form of execution, I'd suggest that. I'm glad I'm not in an enclosed room.



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 10:32 PM
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Well, Bring on the cancer I guess..

So "silently but deadly" is really "silent but healthy"??

I must now rethink all my personal philosophies on life..
Confusing times folks..



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 10:38 PM
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Nice icebreaker at parties or first dates , i got a degree in farts



posted on Apr, 6 2015 @ 11:06 PM
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All I have to say is the scientist who came up with this must be a pretty fart smeller , err... I mean smart feller



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 04:29 PM
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originally posted by: openyourmind1262
It's sad that time and money went into this and it was done by educated people. Sad, sad, sad.


That was my thoughts on this story to a tee. We're doomed as a species. This is proof.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 06:50 PM
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If this is true, my wife and coworkers are super cancer free! Wait till I show them this article.




posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: jude11

Well, I thought there was hope for me, but then you said bad for you in large doses....so, I guess I won't have to break the good news to my wife. I guess I'm a dead man.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 10:46 PM
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originally posted by: openyourmind1262
It's sad that time and money went into this and it was done by educated people. Sad, sad, sad.


Yeah, progress, knowledge and learning suck. They should be researching the next iPhone, not working on advancing medical science.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 11:24 PM
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a reply to: largo
Comment of the day!

Very well-played!!



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 11:50 PM
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originally posted by: FamCore
Now I can propose my idea of "Fart-Smelling Clinics" on Sharktank...


Shouldn't that be ShartTank?



Also, since laughter is the best medicine, laughing at farts is good medicine.
edit on 7-4-2015 by CryHavoc because: (no reason given)




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