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Guy realizes he's been using the toilet wrong his whole life

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posted on Oct, 22 2014 @ 09:52 AM
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AND HERE'S A THOUGHT........................................ you know that cash you use every day.......... where does it spend most of it's time ? In a wallet about 4-5 inches from your ahem... vent .......
I havn't used cash for years, only plastic, then it's only me I have to worry about.
edit on 22-10-2014 by Plotus because: tone down content




posted on Oct, 22 2014 @ 10:58 AM
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edit on 22-10-2014 by Plotus because: opps



posted on Oct, 22 2014 @ 09:51 PM
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One of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Stand up wipers lol. I know of one. He's a big guy. But surely you can't get it all like that.
Just sit and lean.



posted on Oct, 22 2014 @ 10:44 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

When I was in Taiwan, a public washroom had a sign on the wall with a diagram and a giant red line through it telling people not to "stand and squat" on the toilet. I wondered how a person would even think that would be a good idea.


ETA: Pretty much exactly the pic Grimpachi posted lol
edit on 22-10-2014 by InvisibleOwl because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 23 2014 @ 01:42 PM
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I am male, head of a large household that includes multiple females. At dawn and dusk, you frequently get into a bathroom because someone's hair needs "fixing".

If it's number one that I need, I usually go out in the back yard and do it there. Sure, guys are messier when they stand up; it's because God created them to go under the blue sky, with a light breeze at their backs letting fly and no regard for what it lands on. No tile. No carpet. Just green grass.



posted on Nov, 6 2014 @ 12:35 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Sounds like a rape in the making.....

Just because a lady is showering next to you in a UNISEX shower don't mean she is looking for sex...

It's not a porno movie.



posted on Nov, 6 2014 @ 12:40 AM
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a reply to: Plotus

If someone is getting crap on the money inside their wallet I'd say your not wiping near well enough....

seems weird to worry about that, germs on money from peoples hands, now thats something else



posted on Nov, 6 2014 @ 05:53 AM
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a reply to: mwood


Just because a lady is showering next to you in a UNISEX shower don't mean she is looking for sex…

Thanks for setting me straight, sheepish grin. Would always wonder though. I would ahem been just as surprised, too.



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