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Scientists grown penises in lab

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posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:03 PM
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You need a donor penis?



I think that sad face sums up any feelings that come from hearing the words, "donor penis."





posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: Stormdancer777
The penises grown in a lab:



I have to wonder about the safety part, tested for 'safety, function and durability

And to think people say there is no God.


I'll take a size ten...steel belted



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: akushla99
a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

...stole my punchline!


Å99


Hee hee!

Is it just me or, do others think the male members (no pun intended) might shy away from this thread.

Dang! another zinger.....I'm on a roll this evening!

Sorry fellas.

This story is like a woman's dream come true!

You guys have had breast augmentation and vaginal reguvination on your side for quite some time.

Maybe it's time the female's have their time in the creation of the "perfect physical man".

I still love all you guys so, please don't take it serious. I like to kid around.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:17 PM
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i googled penis jokes but you guys are doing well on your own....so ill just add

can't wait til they grow a vagina



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: rockpaperhammock
i googled penis jokes but you guys are doing well on your own....so ill just add

can't wait til they grow a vagina


I think that has been done



Created by team that implanted lab-grown vaginas into women this year

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posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:36 PM
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originally posted by: MagesticEsoteric

originally posted by: akushla99
a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

...stole my punchline!


Å99


Hee hee!

Is it just me or, do others think the male members (no pun intended) might shy away from this thread.

Dang! another zinger.....I'm on a roll this evening!

Sorry fellas.

This story is like a woman's dream come true!

You guys have had breast augmentation and vaginal reguvination on your side for quite some time.

Maybe it's time the female's have their time in the creation of the "perfect physical man".

I still love all you guys so, please don't take it serious. I like to kid around.


If you look at the posters, most are male...


Peace



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: akushla99
Yeah but, how big are they? He he...

Å99


Made to measure .... Bawaaa



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:40 PM
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I need to cash in on this now...

I'll make a dick bank.

Kinda like a sperm bank, but just for penises. You can come in and donate your penis for some quick cash,
or if you're looking to buy one you can choose from a wide variety of sizes, shapes, and colors.




posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:40 PM
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Back in the day all we had was

old school penis growing.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:42 PM
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My daughter said this is no big deal, they did this son South Park a long time ago,

lol



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:43 PM
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a reply to: Bhadhidar

ROTFLMFAO



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:51 PM
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a reply to: Stormdancer777

amazing...amazing times we live in



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:55 PM
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originally posted by: jude11

originally posted by: MagesticEsoteric

originally posted by: akushla99
a reply to: MagesticEsoteric

...stole my punchline!


Å99


Hee hee!

Is it just me or, do others think the male members (no pun intended) might shy away from this thread.

Dang! another zinger.....I'm on a roll this evening!

Sorry fellas.

This story is like a woman's dream come true!

You guys have had breast augmentation and vaginal reguvination on your side for quite some time.

Maybe it's time the female's have their time in the creation of the "perfect physical man".

I still love all you guys so, please don't take it serious. I like to kid around.


If you look at the posters, most are male...


Peace


It's hard for me to tell the difference so good on all you guys participating.

While I'm sincerely impressed with the advances of technology, I can still find the chance to have a good laugh.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 05:56 PM
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How long before someone is carrying theirs out like a Roll of Carpet.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:00 PM
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originally posted by: Soloprotocol
How long before someone is carrying theirs out like a Roll of Carpet.

About as long as it takes them to make an installable blood reservoir, that contains enough extra blood to make it functional.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:07 PM
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originally posted by: bluemooone2
Back in the day all we had was

old school penis growing.

weirdo....I still like ya though.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:14 PM
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I know a girl who can grow penises, and she doesn't have a degree in anything, nor a lab.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:17 PM
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Ok, now that testing for durability thing. Um. How? Who? ... Or is that work "freelance" hires?

Guys, I'm really straining to not crack T & C unfriendly jokes here, it's a goldmine XD



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: NyiahGuys, I'm really straining to not crack T & C unfriendly jokes here, it's a goldmine XD


I probably already have. Don't care, worth it.



posted on Oct, 6 2014 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: Stormdancer777

Wow!! Penises grown in a lab!

Once someone receives a penis transplant and they're unhappy about the size, could they then get an enlargement since they would have a penis again?

So many questions!!



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