If an alien race learned about Earth from only ATS. . . . . . .

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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:32 AM
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If an alien race learned about Earth from only ATS. . . . . . .

They would think that Israel was a landmass filled with vampires killing innocent victims all named Hamas.

They would think that E Bola was infecting the entire planet with death.

They would think that chemtrails were spreading death across the skies.

They would think the president of America was a buffoon or a puppet. And that his name was Obama-Blame-Bush.

They would think that a leader named Putin ruled Earth.

They would think that a sub-species called "tea-ba##ers" were killing progressives in North America.

They would think that reptilians have already taken over the planet.

They would think that greys/Masons were running the planet.

They would think that anyone who had wealth was killing anyone who didn't.

They would think that Malaysian Airlines found wormholes.

They would think that Christianity was a cult bent on the destruction of the noble tribe of Atheists.

They would think that a reptilian named Bush knocked down two buildings in New York on 9/11.



. . . . . . . . . . . . . and people wonder why they don't contact us.




posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:44 AM
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They contacted me and wanted me to send them $10,000 to Nigeria in exchange for them depositing $1 million into my bank account upon receipt. They can't afford the trip here until all of that is cleared up.

I'm still not sure if I am going to do it or not. I feel like I might be kind of ripping them off in some way. I don't really want to leave them with that impression given their wonton probing habits.




posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:44 AM
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Yeah, let's hope if intelligent life is monitoring this planet that it's not relying on ATS for a accurate assessment of life on the planet.

If so, I fear we are all domed.



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:45 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

We give them great material for their novelas.

Hmmm...makes me wonder, do aliens have SCI-FI literature or movies? How do they view us, based off how we project ourselves? Seriously, we cannot complete a single unified thought as a species. They must think we are effing nuts, but it would make for great entertainment for them.

I like your post. S & F!



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:51 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

the aliens are scared of us - who wouldn't be scared of a " civilisation " that attacked a poor defenceless building with :

planes
" no planes "
micro nukes "
drones
missiles
orbital death rays
holograms
"pods "
nano-thermite

too dammed right they don't contact us



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 12:55 AM
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I think the aliens signed up to ATS long ago. I think there are only one thousand members who were born on earth and half of them are mods! I think all the points the bunny made never existed...They are stories made up by aliens. Embrace the MSM while there's still time!



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:00 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

And if that alien race eventually visited earth in person...

They would think: "look at those 42 threads on ATS debating exactly what is wrong with their planet... about what the underlying reasons are for all of their problems, all their prejudices, all their partiality, all their disagreements, all their conflicts and wars.

Its really a shame the truth is buried under a thick layer of BS...
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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:07 AM
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Theyd quarantine the entire sector of the galaxy ...
The only redeeming feature they found is that earthgirls are easy .. thus some ignore the quarantine ..
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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:09 AM
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I gave you one star and one flag, be careful what you do with them, the ALIENS are watching !






Peace



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:19 AM
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originally posted by: beezzer




They would think that a reptilian named Bush knocked down two buildings in New York on 9/11.



. . . . . . . . . . . . . and people wonder why they don't contact us.


How many buildings???

Why contact a race that can't count to three?

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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:21 AM
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They would also be concerned of ploughing into one of UFO's that no one can see but we all know that are there.



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 02:14 AM
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Humanity before "contact":


Humanity after "contact":


Could "it" not be a unifier?



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 03:06 AM
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a reply to: beezzer

I'd be more afraid if aliens tuned into CNN.
Great thread. Just think if all aliens had to go on was our radio bubble.

zidbits.com...
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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 10:57 AM
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- they would know they better damned well support their thread with links to original sources!

- pictures or it didn't happen!!

- double posting a topic gets your thread closed which is embarrassing!!!

- Star's & Flags are our most valuable resource!!

I'm not sure about their reaction to the new emoticons, but we'd have to check in the Board Business section to see if it thru them off their game. Great thread Beezer!!


Forgot to add they can go home now...we already have a Skeptic Overlord.....giggles!
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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 01:36 PM
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a reply to: beezzer

Funny stuff !!

You forgot one.

They'd probably go "Holy Crap...we created them ???"

HA !!



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 04:46 PM
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Maybe I'm not up for laughs but I don't see how ridiculing conspiracies would help ATS members to be willing to bring new information. True or not, the information passing trough ATS is good food for thought.

I don't see why aliens would be gullible enough believe everything to the extreme like is depicted in the OP of our, ever useful to this forum, furry friend.

Ego boasting with ridiculing what we would all fear to be true isn't a positive approach to denying ignorance.

Of course this is the Chit Chat part of the forum...
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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 06:08 PM
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originally posted by: theMediator

Of course this is the Chit Chat part of the forum...


QED.




posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 06:12 PM
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originally posted by: beezzer
They would think that...Masons were running the planet.


Hmmm. Looks like a certain rabbit needs some 'convincing'.

I see Hasenpfeffer in your future.


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posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 06:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*gulp*

Runs away very quickly while offering a polite apology!



posted on Aug, 3 2014 @ 06:57 PM
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They would also be of the impression that Bacon has a weird God-like status upon the Earth and that Bernard Schnitzel was an ATS martyr.

Also, cats are the superior species.






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