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posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 04:24 PM
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Hello.

What is the food of choice for a cat dj?

Meow mix!




posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 04:49 PM
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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Because people are just dying to get in.



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:05 PM
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I see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:06 PM
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This guy walked into a bar...















ouch



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:19 PM
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What do mice have for breakfast?


Mice Crispies.

Yeah, I know.


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posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:40 PM
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Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty
edit on 14-3-2014 by Timewellwasted22 because: Messed up



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:43 PM
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Kangaruex4Ewe
What do mice have for breakfast?


Mice Crispies.

Yeah, I know.


chuckle....



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 06:35 PM
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You're a poet
But you don't know it
Yet your feet show it
They're Longfellows








But they smell like the Dickens...



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 07:21 PM
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What did the baby computer say to the daddy computer?

Data data....




posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 09:14 PM
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what do you get when you mix a parrot with centipede


A WalkeyTalkey




posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 10:17 PM
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What did the fish say when he hit his head?

Dam



posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 11:01 PM
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Darkblade71
What did the baby computer say to the daddy computer?

Data data....



Silly......



posted on Mar, 15 2014 @ 01:40 AM
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yup



posted on Mar, 15 2014 @ 01:32 PM
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Two muffins in an oven.
The first muffin says, " Boy, it sure is getting hot in here."
The second muffin says, "OMG! A talking muffin!"





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