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HomerinNC
reply to post by Akragon
blivey
reply to post by Night Star
This post reminded me of something my husband did to me. We were at Walmart in the garden center and I was shopping for christmas supplies. He walks up to me, asks a question about some things we needed, and apparently farted. My 6 yr old sons says VERY loudly "gosh mommy, couldn't you hold it? That really stinks!" The old man a few feet down the isle wasn't pleased with the smell and huffed at me as he passed. I was mortified!
Night Star
Hahahahahahaha! Just the other day I was out shopping and really had to fart. I found and isle that no one was in and let loose and quickly proceeded to the next isle to get away before getting caught. OMG I could still smell it so hurried up to yet another isle. Hahahaha I couldn't get away from myself. That's what you get when you eat beans!
HardCorps
Not to 'TOOT' my own horn but
judging by the replies I can really feel the love---
Still I don't get it... Farts happen what's the big deal ladies?
Unless said fart, has a surprise lump in it... now that would be embarrassing...
tovenar
Ladies and gentlemen, do, of a time, break wind.
A gentleman will always help a lady by finding a plausible explanation:
- "These chairs certainly do squeak"
- "It's a bit hot/cold in here" (then going to open a door or turn on a fan).
-glaring balefully at any dog, cat or baby in the vicinity.
-getting up to take out the garbage.