Marines In Afghanistan Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

reply to post by SLAYER69


Well alright then. I'll just slither back up to my pedestal and wait till my next opportunity to garner more hatred from ATS.

Swear sometimes it feels like everyone here is against me.

reply to post by ZeroReady


Nobody here is against you that I'm aware of.



Assumptions though can be a nasty thing

No?

Originally posted by ausername
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

What about the ones who didn't get it before they got it, and then acted like they got it but are still confused?

They get to wear this months Golden One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest avatar award for a whole week

reply to post by SLAYER69

Nobody here is against you that I'm aware of.

You've probably never read any of my threads. Lost count of how many times I've been called a shill or a troll.

Sorry if it seemed like I tried to derail your thread. Stressed about a midterm next week. Early morning rage I guess.

reply to post by ZeroReady


Good luck with your midterms

My daughter who is an absolute Zombie genre fanatic [Like her pops] will be graduating from Georgia Tech this coming May

PEACE

Originally posted by cavtrooper7
A zombie is a progressive socialist who are now actively seeking to disrupt our traditions and faith without purpose or gain accept to a fictional element called political parties.
A vampire are the other side of the coin the illumunauti who are the puppet masters.

At least to us combat boys who use guns anyway.
These are far more dangerous than animated dead.

Where did you get this hot heap of trash from, your weekly Mark Levin news letter?

I can't believe noone has put these two together for a bit of paranoid fun. You do know what they hinted at in Night Of The Living Dead to be the cause of the dead coming back to life, right? A meteor. Yep, those pesky fireballs we've been seeing falling out of the sky all over the world for over a week or so now.

reply to post by wondermost


If I remember right at the end of the old black & white they have a news report about a flying saucer getting shot down. The color remake has something to do with a mortician who runs into the characters in the begining saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" right before the zombies start appearing. Ahh the reoccurring zombie dreams those movies give me How about those 80's goofy zombie flicks where the military kept losing containers of zombies? I always thought those were a good comparison to how the gov't and military kept track of chemical weapons.

Originally posted by Procession101

Originally posted by cavtrooper7
A zombie is a progressive socialist who are now actively seeking to disrupt our traditions and faith without purpose or gain accept to a fictional element called political parties.
A vampire are the other side of the coin the illumunauti who are the puppet masters.

At least to us combat boys who use guns anyway.
These are far more dangerous than animated dead.

Where did you get this hot heap of trash from, your weekly Mark Levin news letter?

You should get on the mailing list!

reply to post by neo96


yea there taking it to a whole new level of a botched abortion. this movie looks terrible and will go with the the majority of zombie movies which SUCK. and im a fan of zombie movies just ones that are done well and know what there doing. im sorry but wwz was the biggest let down and its not even out yet. and to respond to the thread. a zombie apycolapyse aint happeining. sorry guys its not. and thats comming from someone who WISHES it would happen.

I always considered George A. Romero a fascinating guy, because for his love creating something new and because of that living the american dream. In his IMDb (International Movie Data base) bio he is called a visionair. Not because having the vision as most ATS-members would understand it but because he tapped into something "refreshing" new and gave the horror genre a new impuls.

It would be an interesting ATS thread if someone could prove this man was comissioned by some US alfabet agency to make such a movie .... Better yet, maybe someone should dive into this mans US gov.connections at, and before the time he made his first zombie movie "Night of the Living Dead" (1968).

Ahhh..maybe not,....maybe it is better to leave it as it is and consider the man a visionair...both ways.

Anywho, here you can read all about the man and his "vision(s)".

Originally posted by Upthepunx
to respond to the thread. a zombie apycolapyse aint happeining. sorry guys its not. and thats comming from someone who WISHES it would happen.

I think we have a winner...

quote my hole thread. im not responding to you just in general to the absud notion that it wont happen. thanks for using olny the worst part of my thread

reply to post by Gazrok


Rabies isn't 100% fatal. There has been one documented survivor...one. So 99.99999%

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by ZeroReady

 

I think everybody pretty much "Got it" only those who think that everybody didn't get it actually..

"Didn't get it"

I didn't get it anytime someone mentions zombies I get lost in the rapture of it all.

reply to post by MisfitToy


Actually Marines are taught Failure to stop drills which are 2 shots to the torso and 1 shot to the head.

I for one know that when im on the range qualing I try to put my rounds right between the running lights espcially from the 500 yard line.

The zombie apocalypse is already here.

Evidence, you ask?

Originally posted by Lamos
Is this stuff for real. This is like the 15th time in the last year that I have heard of government, military, and law enforcement agencies preparing for a zombie apocalypse. These people need to either grow up and stop watching zombie flicks or produce some type of paper work stating why they are wasting tax payer dollars on these foolish training exercises.

Alex Jones thinks that it is just a code word if you will and that military is just preparing it's troops to be able to fire on massive groups of people without hesitation. Could be true.. Sounds plausible..

Originally posted by jam321
Zombies!!!!!

Nothing a few SALTY Marines can't handle.

In popular fiction there are several ways to destroy zombies (decapitations or gunshots to the head are popular), though according to Haitian folklore the goal is to release the person from his or her zombie state, not to outright kill the person. There are several ways to free a zombie; one is to feed the zombie salt; others say that if a zombie sees the ocean its mind will return and it will become self-aware and angry, trying to return to its grave.

news.discovery.com...

DAT'S IT TROOP!!

Those Haitians definitely got their $#tt LINED UP!
I gotta go to SanDiego and see if there's any surplus DUCKS.
Rivet some anchor fence to the open top and SCOOP 'EM UP.
Of course the redo Duck has to have one of Dave's Rat Motors so we
can outrun 'em. Like Belushi's Deathmobile, only a #505 Navy Grey Chevy
with a fat flap face! Then dump those slags off in the surf with the brakes
and go back in again for the next batch!
This thread is better than lunch in Tokyo with Slayer's wallet fulla
Rockefeller's Visa cards. Lock'n'Toad, but don't kiss any!
Only downside Lindbergh Niner glide path will need a couple 55gal
drums of good deadodorant... they'll stack up stinkin' real fast.
Last one in the water is a deadhead..... no?
OK no prisoners.
Anyway shootin' 'em IS more fun till I'm out... then just do me quick.

Originally posted by neo96
The ultimate zombie preppers!!!!!

Cobra gunships,mortar,claymores,c-4,grenades,machine guns,mini guns I am so jealous all the things I want, but can't ever get.

Marines against zombies??????

NO Contest!.

Iduno... if you haven't read World War Z, you should probably pick it up. It's not all about the US military but it does focus on some major Z battles against our troops. Interesting and realistic outcomes. I won't spoil it for you, though. Seriously, you'd dig it.

reply to post by beezzer


Agreed



And don't forget your zombie insurance