German music, dancing and songs.

Well after six beers, I say: "I'm just going to water the daisies".

I'm shy that way.
Look over your shoulder:

Oh flip every adult male, and the dogs are right behind me.

Take it or leave it, it's a group activity.

Strange, this never happens indoors.

Wow, and one brother's Dutch!

Which is exactly the problem with going back to the "dorf" or "village".
There's no privacy or space.
Whatever you do, is everyone's business.

Afrikaans - not the same language, but related.

Ricus Nel - Marico Mampoer:



Ricus Nel - Ploeg Jy?

Fine if you drink and smoke ... but to run off and go pee in the forest without all the other guys?

Now that's just suspect.
Not too shocking, because tomorrow all the wives want to know?
So, nobody ran off into the forest and had a quick shag?
Nah, we were all watching each other.

Flip, no wonder I used to think marriage was like the military.

Missing for 5 minutes hey?
That's absence without leave.
Immediate interrogation.

Mmm ... she's on the warpath gulp.

"You"!

Who me?

"Look me right in the eye, and tell me you don't know something".

"Not really ...nywelll ...nope, I know nothing".

So it goes, until eventually I'm thinking, I'm not the third party in their crap marriage.

Die Wacht am Rhein:

Die lustige Witwe (The Merry Widow) Waltz:

The worst things in Germany:

Heino - Einer Von Uns:

Esel-Lied (donkey-song):

Volxrock:

Takeo Ischi:

Die Spritbuam - Vollegas Leberkas.

Botho Lucas-Chor:

Musikkorps der Bundeswehr:

DJ Oetzi - Anton Aus Tirol:

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