You Know You're Getting Older When... @look@

reply to post by kdog1982


kdog that is just to funny ..I still have my record player and drag out the old
vinyl records sometimes just for the fun of it.. kids can say some funny things sometimes sugarcookie1

reply to post by N3k9Ni


LOL good one! peace,sugarcookie1

I've noticed as I've been getting older that the hair on my head

is slowly migrating to my bum crack, WTF

reply to post by weirdguy


Yikes another one i didnt read
peace,sugarcookie1

reply to post by weirdguy


how the hell does that happen?

reply to post by Thurisaz


Must be this silly hat

reply to post by weirdguy


Bum crack, and ears. What is up with that indeed. My wife spends about an hour a month plucking things that shouldn't be there. She's a month older than me, but I get accused of "robbing the craddle" because she still looks AMAZING. I think she just isn't willing to concede yet that she is with an old fart, and I just haven't preserved as well as she has.

And what's up with the crackling joints?!? I sound like a bowl of rice crispies in the morning now. I also find it impossible to sneeze without farting.

keep the storys comeing! stars for all! peace,sugarcookie1

reply to post by sugarcookie1


hahahaha I don't know about you but the stories are getting a bit scarey


oh but keep em coming

reply to post by Thurisaz


LOL some i had to read twice! but yeah keep them comeing

Bumbing the thread its a good one i dont want it lost in the other posts

reply to post by sugarcookie1


.... when I have to ask my teenage kid what ffs, btw, wtf and imo means - yay for teenagers.

When your back goes out more often than you do!

reply to post by weirdguy


While yours is migrating to your bum crack,mine
has parked itself on my upper lip.I have to keep
plucking those pesky things.

When girls would get sent home from school for
wearing culottes.
When boys in school had to tuck in their shirts.
When you remember watching Captain Kangaroo.
When you remember watching Mighty Mouse and Heckle and Jeckle.
When you remember watching the Mickey Mouse Club
When you remember eating Crispy Critter Cereal
When mountain dew first came out with the hillbilly commercials
Yahoo,mountain dew!
When you watched Creedence Clearwater win a recording contract on Happening 68.

When you realize that you are only attracted to girls under 30 and they are no longer attracted to you........

When hitting on a chick under 30 you get the "Awww you are so sweet response".

When you are discussing the roots of rock and roll and when I mention Roy Orbison and they say "Roy who?"

And most recently driving down a soaking wet freeway at just under 65 and looking around at those going eighty and think "idiots". Oh wait that is just experience

Originally posted by Samuelis
You know your getting old when you can titty fcuk your balls

second

hahahaha...thats excessive plastic surgeries my friend

How about when you tell your kids how good you were at Asteroids or Space Invaders?

reply to post by Perhaps


Thats a good one took me a long time to figure those out also thanks for posting..peace,sugarcookie1

reply to post by Majestic Lumen


LOL Majestic Lumen..Thats the truth i can relate to that..peace,sugarcookie1

reply to post by SkyMuerte


He He I liked those! thanks for posting ..peace,sugarcookie1