How you doin?

Hey,This is my introduction.Writing an 'introduction' kinda makes it feel like I am on a 'dating site'. I like to watch the sunset and I enjoy long walks on the beach.I dont have an internet girlfriend right now so if you are interested let me know.I would make an awesome internet boyfriend.Umm.... ATS is good to check whenever something is happening to find more info on things.I was always reluctant to make a profile because I didnt want to be on some CIA list or something.With OWS and everything I figure Im good to slip under the radar now.I dont think I had to make an introduction because I have posted like 120 times in the 2 weeks since I made a profile.But I am bored and I dont care if its lame.Plus I need an internet girlfriend So hello


PostScript - If you are reading this,you really need to get a life.Seriously,you shouldnt be reading the introductions threads on ATS.

Post-PostScript - Im just kidding.Its the best thing you could do with your time.Also you may have just come across your future internet boyfriend.

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Thanks.I have had a few posts removed already

Originally posted by theovermensch
Hey,This is my introduction.Writing an 'introduction' kinda makes it feel like I am on a 'dating site'. I like to watch the sunset and I enjoy long walks on the beach.I dont have an internet girlfriend right now so if you are interested let me know.I would make an awesome internet boyfriend.Umm.... ATS is good to check whenever something is happening to find more info on things.I was always reluctant to make a profile because I didnt want to be on some CIA list or something.With OWS and everything I figure Im good to slip under the radar now.I dont think I had to make an introduction because I have posted like 120 times in the 2 weeks since I made a profile.But I am bored and I dont care if its lame.Plus I need an internet girlfriend

So hello


PostScript - If you are reading this,you really need to get a life.Seriously,you shouldnt be reading the introductions threads on ATS.

Post-PostScript - Im just kidding.Its the best thing you could do with your time.Also you may have just come across your future internet boyfriend.

edit on 10-11-2011 by theovermensch because: typo

WHAT THE EFF! I always knew that spirograph was important... I'm not a chick though so I don't care about the rest of your post.

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I dont think any chicks are gonna care about this thread too much either And yeah,it all comes back to spirograph one way or another

Welcome even though you been here already for a bit.

Just remember one thing; "There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam."

Apart from that you're safe

Take care and see you around the boards.

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A real girflriend is much better. Seriously you should probably get off this site (even though it is pretty freakin' sweet) and go hang out with a real girl.